Study Finds Young People Now Watch More YouTube Content Than Zoetropes Of Galloping Horses
LOS ANGELES—In a groundbreaking finding that reveals a major shift in media consumption habits, a new study published Wednesday…
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Fabergé Egg Recovered After Being Swallowed By Thief
Police in New Zealand recovered a rare $19,000 Fabergé egg pendant swallowed by an alleged thief, with the pendant…
Man Humiliates Himself At Holiday Party By Telling Coworkers He Appreciates Them
CINCINNATI—Saying the man’s reputation was unlikely ever to recover from the embarrassment, sources confirmed Tuesday that local accountant Josh…
Hometown Unveils Disappointing Microbrewery
BOERNE, TX—Providing an underwhelming new dining option for those returning to visit family in the area, people who grew…
Multiple Countries Boycott Eurovision Over Israel’s Participation
Several European broadcasters including Ireland, Spain, and the Netherlands announced a boycott of the 2026 Eurovision Song Contest after…
Fact-Checking Trump On Affordability
President Trump continues to make misleading statements about affordability despite the Consumer Price Index indicating an increase in costs…
Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic
THE ARCTIC CIRCLE—With a vow to destroy the abomination she had created if it was the last thing she…
Quentin Tarantino Slams Paul Dano As Worst Actor On Wikifeet
LOS ANGELES—In a shockingly personal attack on the actor’s arches, filmmaker Quentin Tarantino made comments Friday slamming Paul Dano…
Malaysia Bans Social Media For Children Under 16
Starting in 2026, Malaysia will ban social media accounts for anyone under 16, joining other countries such as Australia…
Japanese Company Unveils Human Washing Machine
A Japanese tech firm has developed a capsule-style human washing machine, which is able to automatically wash and dry…