Kerry King Only Wants Bandmates Old Enough To Remember When Slayer Was Still Relevant 👴🎸😂
Kerry King, the metalhead who peaked in the 80s, blesses us with his geriatric supergroup! 👴🎸 In a groundbreaking interview…
Tag: 80s
Oh great, another Ann Wilson “Live in Concert” Blu-Ray – because we haven’t suffered enough already 🙄 💿🎤🎶
OMG! 🙄 Prepare yourselves, peasants, because TH Entertainment and Mercury Studios (aka Eagle Rock Entertainment – sounds like a retirement…
So, Captain Planet and the guy who sang “Vienna” are flogging a Live Aid musical album – because the 80s weren’t embarrassing enough the first time around 🙄🎶
Just For One Day – The Live Aid Musical album has been unleashed upon the world, like a rogue glitter…
Bruce Dickinson 👴🏻 Still at it? 🎤🎸 18 Songs of flight ✈️ (delayed ‘Til 2026 🗓️, Obviously 🙄).
So, Bruce Dickinson, AKA the air raid siren from IRON MAIDEN (the band your dad probably listens to), decided to…
Lorraine Lewis Claims Vixen Firing Was a Total Mystery, Like Where Socks Disappear in the Dryer 🧦🤷♀️😂
So, apparently, former VIXEN singer Lorraine Lewis (who? 🤷♀️) did an interview with Brutal Planet Media (never heard of ’em)…
Klaus Meine says Scorpions are too busy napping to sting us with new tunes 😴🎸.
OMG! 😱 The Scorpions, those geriatric rock gods, are STILL alive and kicking…mostly! Klaus Meine, Rudolf Schenker, and Matthias Jabs…
Blackie Lawless, bless his heart, thinks cancel culture is scarier than teased hair and Reaganomics, and also, Orange Man Good, apparently 🤷♀️🍊
Blackie Lawless, the lyrical genius behind such profound works as “Animal (F**k Like a Beast)” (a song so subtly nuanced…
Gary Kemp Talks About “This Destination” (Yeah, We Know You’re Googling It 🙄)
So, Gary Kemp, bless his cotton socks, has a new album out. 🙄 Apparently, it’s called *This Destination*. Because, you…
“The Legend of Ochi”: Prepare for a cinematic masterpiece so profound, it’ll make you question all your life choices 🐕🌲🤔.
So, apparently, some artsy-fartsy types over at Moviefone think “The Legend of Ochi” is worth a whopping 7.5 out of…
Fine Young Cannibals, bless their hearts, are *still* trying to relive their 80s glory with “anniversary” shows – as if anyone remembers them 👴👵😂.
OMG! 🙄 Roland Gift, bless his cotton socks, is STILL milking the Fine Young Cannibals cow 🐄! Apparently, it’s been…