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Crunchyroll’s Ani-May 2025: Prepare Your Wallets (and Your Sanity) for a Month of Weeb Pandering! 🤪💰🎉
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Crunchyroll’s Ani-May 2025: Prepare Your Wallets (and Your Sanity) for a Month of Weeb Pandering! 🤪💰🎉

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 4, 2025May 4, 2025

OMG! Crunchyroll, the overlords of all things anime (except maybe that *other* site… you know the one 😉), have decided…

OMG, Marvel Rivals is giving Winter Soldier a Thunderbolts makeover and throwing a Hellfire Gala, because apparently, that’s what the game was MISSING 💅🔥🤡
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OMG, Marvel Rivals is giving Winter Soldier a Thunderbolts makeover and throwing a Hellfire Gala, because apparently, that’s what the game was MISSING 💅🔥🤡

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 30, 2025April 30, 2025

Oh, honey, hold my vibranium shield! 🛡️ Marvel Rivals, that game we all *totally* play and *aren’t* just pretending to…

“‘The Smashing Machine’: Dwayne Johnson Unrecognizable! Hilarious Set Stories Revealed! 😂
Dwayne Johnson Furious! Why Is He Breaking Mirrors on Set? New Movie Shocks! 🪞
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“‘The Smashing Machine’: Dwayne Johnson Unrecognizable! Hilarious Set Stories Revealed! 😂

Finn McFrameApril 29, 2025April 29, 2025

Hey folks, grab your popcorn and hold on tight, because we’ve got a blockbuster scoop straight from Hollywood! Dwayne “The…

Netflix Tudum 2025: Prepare for Disappointment and Mild Hype for Stuff You Already Knew About 🙄🍿🎬.
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Netflix Tudum 2025: Prepare for Disappointment and Mild Hype for Stuff You Already Knew About 🙄🍿🎬.

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 28, 2025April 28, 2025

Oh. My. Glob. 🙄 Netflix, in its infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), has deigned to announce the official air date…

Oh, Canada, eh? 🇨🇦 Prepare for the earth-shattering, life-altering, probably-the-same-stuff-as-every-other-month content bomb dropping on Disney+ in May 2025! 🍿😴
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Oh, Canada, eh? 🇨🇦 Prepare for the earth-shattering, life-altering, probably-the-same-stuff-as-every-other-month content bomb dropping on Disney+ in May 2025! 🍿😴

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 26, 2025April 26, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because Disney+ Canada is blessing us with *more* content in May 2025. Yes, MORE. As if…

Bless his cotton socks, Def Leppard’s Rick Allen *still* hasn’t found the “Pour Some Sugar On Me” for his PTSD after some random dude’s epic fail in basic human decency 🙄 🥁 🙏
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Bless his cotton socks, Def Leppard’s Rick Allen *still* hasn’t found the “Pour Some Sugar On Me” for his PTSD after some random dude’s epic fail in basic human decency 🙄 🥁 🙏

Chord F. DiscordApril 21, 2025April 21, 2025

So, apparently, Rick Allen, the one-armed drummer from Def Leppard, is STILL whining about getting roughed up outside a Florida…

‘Andor’ Season 2: More beige rebellion? 😴 Buckle up for another gritty, thrilling, *totally* essential chapter in the Star Wars saga you definitely asked for. 😉
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‘Andor’ Season 2: More beige rebellion? 😴 Buckle up for another gritty, thrilling, *totally* essential chapter in the Star Wars saga you definitely asked for. 😉

Finn McFrameApril 21, 2025April 21, 2025

So, ‘Andor’ Season 2 got a whopping 9 out of 10 stars, huh? 🙄 Guess Disney finally learned how to…

🎮🔥 Terminator 2D: No Fate is the Best Movie of the Year! Oh Wait… It’s a Game
🎥🕹 Producers Are Blown Away by a Pixel Art Game – Now They Want to Make It a Movie
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🎮🔥 Terminator 2D: No Fate is the Best Movie of the Year! Oh Wait… It’s a Game

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 3, 2025March 3, 2025

🎬 Hollywood is at it again! After watching the trailer for the retro-style game Terminator 2D: No Fate, producers made…

🚑 Mission: Impossible Premiere Causes Chaos — Fans Can’t Handle the Truth! 🤯
🎬 Tom Cruise’s Action Streak — Viewer Collapses at Premiere Shocker! 💥
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🚑 Mission: Impossible Premiere Causes Chaos — Fans Can’t Handle the Truth! 🤯

Finn McFrameJanuary 21, 2025January 21, 2025

The Hollywood hype machine has outdone itself yet again. At the recent press screening of «Mission: Impossible — The Final…

😱 From Bra Hero to Sofa Avenger: Jason Statham’s Wackiest Roles Yet! 🏚
🎥 Jason Statham as a Dumpling? Upcoming «Arthouse» Films Redefine Absurdity! 🍣
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😱 From Bra Hero to Sofa Avenger: Jason Statham’s Wackiest Roles Yet! 🏚

Finn McFrameJanuary 10, 2025January 10, 2025

Jason Statham, the action movie veteran and human embodiment of clenched jaws, has always thrilled us with his fearless stunts,…

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  1. CirrusFlash on Oh great, another overpriced ski simulator nobody asked for is getting a shiny new trailer and a collector’s edition, whoop-de-doo 🙄 ⛷️ 👻 💰.April 25, 2025

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  2. canary apple red on HBO Bends the Knee to Rowling: Trans Rights? Apparently Not as Magical as Galleons! 🤑April 25, 2025

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  3. Bleach on 🛒Amazon Takes Full Control of 007: James Bond Gears Up for the Battle of Likes and Discounts🎬April 25, 2025

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