D.D. VERNI Says New OVERKILL Album Will Definitely Maybe Possibly Come Out In Early 2027 Or Maybe Never Who Knows
In a shocking turn of events, OVERKILL bassist D.D. Verni has announced that he won’t be touring with the band…
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UDO DIRKSCHNEIDER Literally Begs You to Film His Entire Show on Your Phone So He Can Finally Get Some Decent Footage for His Next Concert DVD
Oh joy, oh rapture! The metal gods have spoken, and they’re sick of your phone-taking, video-recording, utterly-absent-from-the-moment nonsense 🤦♂️! In…
RUSH Finally Replaces Legendary Drummer With Some Random Chick Off Craigslist ANIKA NILLES Because Who Needs Experience Anyway
The legendary Canadian rock band RUSH has finally emerged from their cave, and they’re ready to rock… again 🤘. Geddy…
U.D.O. Finally Emerges From Retirement Home To Announce New Album That Will Definitely Not Give You A Midlife Crisis In Early 2027 Because Who Needs Timely Releases Anyway
In a shocking turn of events, the one and only Udo Dirkschneider, the former ACCEPT and current U.D.O. and DIRKSCHNEIDER…
KREATOR Made a Music Video For ‘Loyal To The Grave’ and It’s Totally Not a Desperate Cry For Relevance Inspired by a 28-Year-Old Movie
Get ready for some face-melting, ear-shredding, and soul-crushing metal music, because the German/Finnish/French thrash metal legends KREATOR have just dropped…
DANI FILTH Claims Next CRADLE OF FILTH Album Will Be Less Terrible Than The Last One And Might Actually Be Listened To By More Than 12 People This Time Around
The latest scoop on Cradle of Filth’s upcoming album is out, and it’s a real treat for all you metalheads…
JACK OWEN Thinks He’s Too Sensitive For CANNIBAL CORPSE’s ‘Butchered At Birth’ Because Apparently Death Metal Is Too Much For His Delicate Ears
In a shocking turn of events, former CANNIBAL CORPSE and current SIX FEET UNDER guitarist Jack Owen has revealed that…
MARILYN MANSON Throws 30th Birthday Party For ‘Antichrist Superstar’ With LA Shows Because Why Not?
Attention, freaks, goths, and everyone who still thinks trench coats are a legitimate fashion choice: Marilyn Manson is staging his…
Soft Cell Finally Releases Album for All the Basement Dwelling Misfits Who Still Think the 80s Were Cool Out Come The Freaks
Get ready to freak out with Soft Cell’s latest release, because Soft Cell is back with a bang, or should…
WILLIAM SHATNER Drags ROB HALFORD Into His Bizarre Reimagining Of JUDAS PRIEST’s ‘You’ve Got Another Thing Comin”
Hold onto your warp drives, folks — William Shatner is back at it again, and this time he’s not just…