News that makes you want to howl!
OMG, Kim Thayil Thinks He’s Gonna Finish That Soundgarden Album? ๐คฃ๐๐คฃ Like, Dude, Chris Has Been Dead Since 2017! ๐…
OH. MY. GOD. ๐ Jackbox, those corporate overlords, have dared to grace us with *another* party pack! As if we…
Oh. My. Gawd. ๐ Faster Pussycat, those geriatric glam rockers who probably need walkers more than motorcycles, are releasing a…
OMG! ๐ฑ Tyler McVicker, the guy who’s been “reporting” on Half-Life 3 since, like, the Stone Age, says it’s PLAYTESTABLE!…
Kerry King, the metalhead who peaked in the 80s, blesses us with his geriatric supergroup! ๐ด๐ธ In a groundbreaking interview…
OMG! ๐ฑ Some dude filmed the ENTIRE Accept show at M3 Rock Festival 2025! ๐ค Like, who even HAS that…
๐ธ๐จ OMG! John 5, bless his heart, just dropped a “one-take” playthrough of Mรถtley Crรผe’s “Dogs Of War”! ๐ถโ๏ธ Prepare…
OMG! Crunchyroll, the overlords of all things anime (except maybe that *other* site… you know the one ๐), have decided…
Hold on to your dentures, geriatric rockers TRIUMPH are BACK! Or… sort of. ๐ฅ๐ค๐ธ Apparently, they’re conjuring up some “high-tech…
Oh, boy, another May the Fourth? ๐ As if we haven’t had enough of this “galaxy far, far away” nonsense…
