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Tag: Call of Duty

Xbox Game Pass June Wave 2: Firebreak, Warcraft, and Other Games You’ll Probably Never Play
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Xbox Game Pass June Wave 2: Firebreak, Warcraft, and Other Games You’ll Probably Never Play

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Oh, great, more shovelware for the perpetually bored! 🙄 Xbox Game Pass, in its infinite wisdom, has deigned to bless…

Seagate Drops a 4TB Storage Expansion Card for Xbox Series X|S Owners Who Hate Money
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Seagate Drops a 4TB Storage Expansion Card for Xbox Series X|S Owners Who Hate Money

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 9, 2025June 9, 2025

Oh, sweet merciful gaming gods! 🙏 Seagate, bless their cotton socks, has bestowed upon us, the unwashed masses of Xbox…

The Outer Worlds 2: Still Outer, Still Worlds, Still Probably Not Worth the Hype
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The Outer Worlds 2: Still Outer, Still Worlds, Still Probably Not Worth the Hype

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 9, 2025June 9, 2025

Oh, sweet gamers, gather ’round and let me tell you about the most groundbreaking, revolutionary, totally-not-like-every-other-game-ever announcement of Summer Game…

Call of Duty: Black Ops 7: We Swear It’s Different This Time, Okay? – Xbox Games Showcase 2025
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Call of Duty: Black Ops 7: We Swear It’s Different This Time, Okay? – Xbox Games Showcase 2025

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 8, 2025June 8, 2025

OMG! You won’t BELIEVE what happened at the Xbox Games Showcase 2025! 🤯 They dropped a nuke of a reveal:…

OMG! 🙄 Did Gran Turismo spontaneously combust 🔥 or did y’all just REALLY dig up Grandpa Oblivion 👴 from the bargain bin? 🤣
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OMG! 🙄 Did Gran Turismo spontaneously combust 🔥 or did y’all just REALLY dig up Grandpa Oblivion 👴 from the bargain bin? 🤣

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 5, 2025May 5, 2025

OMG! 😱 The PlayStation Store charts for April 2025 are HERE! 🙄 Prepare to be absolutely SHOOK by the groundbreaking,…

Gamers in Shock! Putin from Tony Hawk Pro Skater Is Now in Call of Duty: Black Ops 6! 😲
Scandal of the Century: Vladimir Putin Appears as a Skater in the COD Update! 🤯🔥
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Gamers in Shock! Putin from Tony Hawk Pro Skater Is Now in Call of Duty: Black Ops 6! 😲

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 24, 2025February 23, 2025

Attention, true gamers and meme enthusiasts – brace yourselves for some shock content! Over the past few days, the internet…

Fursan al-Aqsa Shoots Its Last Shot 💥 in the UK – Steam Drama Unfolds! 🇬🇧
🎮 UK Bans Shooter Game But Loves Call of Duty — Double Standards or Triple Threat?
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Fursan al-Aqsa Shoots Its Last Shot 💥 in the UK – Steam Drama Unfolds! 🇬🇧

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 2, 2024December 3, 2024

In what can only be described as the most thrilling Counter-Terrorism operation since James Bond fought a shark in a…

🚫 No Words, No Problem! Call of Duty Voice Chat Now Squeaky Clean and DEI-Friendly 🤯
Games News

🚫 No Words, No Problem! Call of Duty Voice Chat Now Squeaky Clean and DEI-Friendly 🤯

Finn McFrameOctober 14, 2024

Breaking news from the warzone — the real battle isn’t against enemies on the map, but against mean words. Thanks…

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