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Karlovy Vary Film Fest Throws a Tantrum, Rebrands Industry Days with Useless Stage and a Place for Series to Die
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Karlovy Vary Film Fest Throws a Tantrum, Rebrands Industry Days with Useless Stage and a Place for Series to Die

Finn McFrameJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

Well, well, well, look who’s trying to stay relevant! The Karlovy Vary International Film Festival (KVIFF) is desperately clinging to…

“Unforgettable” New Movie Guaranteed to Make You Gasp (and Maybe Snore)
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“Unforgettable” New Movie Guaranteed to Make You Gasp (and Maybe Snore)

Finn McFrameJune 4, 2025June 4, 2025

Oh boy, film “fans” are “eagerly” awaiting another pretentious art-house flick that’s apparently so mind-blowing, it’s making people gasp louder…

Wes Anderson’s Box Office Platform Openings: A Hilarious Predictor of ‘The Phoenician Scheme’s’ Looming Doom
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Wes Anderson’s Box Office Platform Openings: A Hilarious Predictor of ‘The Phoenician Scheme’s’ Looming Doom

Finn McFrameJune 2, 2025June 2, 2025

Wes Anderson is basically the cinematic equivalent of that one friend who only listens to obscure vinyl records and wears…

Kevin Spacey at Cannes: The Uncancelled King Returns With a Middle Finger in Each Hand
Cancelled? Not So Fast: Kevin Spacey Honored With Savage Awards at Cannes
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Kevin Spacey at Cannes: The Uncancelled King Returns With a Middle Finger in Each Hand

Finn McFrameMay 19, 2025May 19, 2025

Cannes, May 20 — It finally happened. Kevin Spacey, the man Hollywood tried to erase harder than bad box office…

Rambo: First Blood… Donor? Millennium Milks the Cash Cow Again
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Rambo: First Blood… Donor? Millennium Milks the Cash Cow Again

Finn McFrameMay 19, 2025May 20, 2025

OH. MY. GOD. 🙄 Another prequel? Because Hollywood is just *bursting* with original ideas, right? Rambo’s origin story? I’m sure…

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