Rep Kustoff Suggests US Join Israel in a ‘Totally-Not-a-Bad-Idea’ War Against Iran, CNN Asks ‘Is This Wise?’
Another day, another crisis orchestrated by the Deep State to distract us from Crooked Joe’s latest gaffe! Kustoff is right,…
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Lisa Murkowski’s Bravery: Standing Up to Orange Man (and Maybe Authoritarianism?)
Oh, the drama! CNN reports that the perpetually triggered left had “No Kings” protests because, gasp, Trump is apparently turning…
Seagate Drops a 4TB Storage Expansion Card for Xbox Series X|S Owners Who Hate Money
Oh, sweet merciful gaming gods! 🙏 Seagate, bless their cotton socks, has bestowed upon us, the unwashed masses of Xbox…
US Institute of Peace: From Serious to Seriously Doge-ified, Security Chief Howls
In March, the self-proclaimed “geniuses” 🧠 from DOGE, led by the ever-stable 🤪 and totally-not-erratic Elon Musk’s Department of Government…
Metallica’s Black Album Goes 20x Platinum While ‘Master Of Puppets’ Still Stuck in the 80s
OMG! 😱 You won’t BELIEVE this! METALLICA, yes, THOSE guys, have actually managed to sell some records! 💿💿 Apparently, two…
DOOGEE Phones: From Brick to Chic (But Still a Brick)
Okay, so apparently, at GITEX Europe 2025, DOOGEE – yes, DOOGEE – decided to grace us with their presence, showcasing…
Anime North 2025: Toronto’s Cosplay Catastrophe (You’ve Been Warned)
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because Toronto is about to be invaded by… *checks notes* …Anime North. Yes, that’s right, the…
Hegseth’s Huddle of Heroes: War Plans, Wife, and Where’s the Chardonnay?🍹
Defense Secretary Pete “Loose Lips” Hegseth, apparently mistaking the Pentagon for a frat house, reportedly shared juicy deets about Yemen…
🚨 Scandal! Razer and Others: Is Slavery the Solution to Tariff Problems?
In an era where technology is rapidly advancing and manufacturing processes are becoming increasingly automated, American laptop manufacturers, including the…