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Nashville’s Antique Overpriced Yard Sale
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Nashville’s Antique Overpriced Yard Sale

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 26, 2025

**OMG! The Nashville Vintage Market is BACK! πŸ™„ Prepare for overpriced socks and dusty vinyl!** πŸ“… August 9th, 12-6pm. πŸ“…

Tipsy Tourists Tumble Through Town: A Saint Augustine Sip-Stravaganza
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Tipsy Tourists Tumble Through Town: A Saint Augustine Sip-Stravaganza

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 25, 2025

**🍷 OMG! Wine Walk in The Ancient City! β˜€οΈ Only $35 to sip dozens of wines! πŸ‡ Wander local shops,…

LabubuLand: Where Your Wallet Goes to Die
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LabubuLand: Where Your Wallet Goes to Die

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 25, 2025

**🀑 OMG! Labubu VIP Fest Dallas 2025! 🀑 Prepare for the lamest fam event EVER!** Sept 7, 2025, 1-6 PM…

UdanKhatola: India’s Flying Bed That’s Totally Not a Death Trap
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UdanKhatola: India’s Flying Bed That’s Totally Not a Death Trap

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 25, 2025

**🎡 UdanKhatola – Piyush Mishra LIVE in San Jose! ✨ Get ready for an evening of epic trolling by a…

Boyfriend Preventing You From Cheating Properly, Sweetie?
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Boyfriend Preventing You From Cheating Properly, Sweetie?

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 23, 2025

OMG! 😱 Get ready for “Sat, 19 Jul, 2025 at 07:30 pm to 08:30 pm” at Marygrove Theatre, 8425 W…

Old Farts and Bland Beats: The Dayely Melodies Band Experience
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Old Farts and Bland Beats: The Dayely Melodies Band Experience

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 20, 2025

Get ready to boogie πŸ•Ί with the Daye’ly Melodies Band! They’re bringing you soulful 🎢 grooves and funky beats from…

Grover Beach: More Like a Snoozer Beach, am I Right?
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Grover Beach: More Like a Snoozer Beach, am I Right?

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 20, 2025

**Grover Beach PD is throwing a rager!** πŸ₯³ “Grover Beach Night Out” is July 26, 5 PM till dark, at…

Aghori Mataji Does the Hip-Hop Dandiya
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Aghori Mataji Does the Hip-Hop Dandiya

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 20, 2025

**🀣 OMG! Aghori Muzik Garba: Mataji ne Raat Saathe Hip-Hop ni Vaat?! Kshirja Events presents this cultural ✨fusion✨ on September…

Book Fair for Adults: Nerd Out and Trade Your Dusty Old Reads
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Book Fair for Adults: Nerd Out and Trade Your Dusty Old Reads

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 19, 2025

**Oh, honey, NO REFUNDS!** 🀣 Missed the “Grown-Up Book Fair and Swap”? Sucks to be you! Maybe next time, set…

The JAMIE LEVER Show: Prepare to Clutch Your Pearls
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The JAMIE LEVER Show: Prepare to Clutch Your Pearls

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 17, 2025

**OMG!🀑 Jamie Lever, daughter of THAT Johnny Lever, is gracing San Jose with her comedic “genius” on August 30, 2025!**…

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