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Sin Sundays: Atlanta’s #1 Sunday Night Party (According to Who, Exactly?)
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Sin Sundays: Atlanta’s #1 Sunday Night Party (According to Who, Exactly?)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 17, 2025

Welcome to SIN SUNDAYS at Josephine’s Lounge, Atlanta! Celeb hideout? πŸ€” More like your ex’s new haunt. Get ready for…

PA Beauty Pro’s Expo 2025: Witness Peak PA Glam (Maybe)
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PA Beauty Pro’s Expo 2025: Witness Peak PA Glam (Maybe)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 17, 2025

OMG! πŸ’… The “Pennsylvania Beauty Pros Expo 2025” is happening May 18-19 at Seven Springs Mountain Resort! πŸ”οΈ Get ready…

Moon Hooch and That Hairy Guy With the Saxophone: A Musical Encounter You Won’t Believe (Mostly Because It’s Probably Weird)
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Moon Hooch and That Hairy Guy With the Saxophone: A Musical Encounter You Won’t Believe (Mostly Because It’s Probably Weird)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 17, 2025

Saxsquatch, a 7’ tall North Carolina dude cosplaying as Bigfoot, claims to be a “multi-instrumentalist.” Yeah, right. πŸ™„ He’s amassed…

**”9 AM? Sober Yacht Pre-Party? Yeah Right”**
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**”9 AM? Sober Yacht Pre-Party? Yeah Right”**

Chuck B. BallsyMay 17, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Black Yacht Weekend 2025 pre-party! The 9am Beach Bash! πŸ–οΈ Because who NEEDS sleep before a SOLD-OUT yacht…

AfroCode NYC: Party So Hard You’ll Forget It’s Memorial Day
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AfroCode NYC: Party So Hard You’ll Forget It’s Memorial Day

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2025

πŸŽ‰AfroCode NYC – Memorial Day WeekendπŸŽ‰ 4PM-9PM. Rooftop “vibes”? More like rooftop pigeons!πŸ¦β€β¬› Hip-Hop, AfroBeats & Soca? AKA earbleed symphony!…

Fiesta Asia Street Fair: Still Happening in 2025, Apparently
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Fiesta Asia Street Fair: Still Happening in 2025, Apparently

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2025

**OMG! Fiesta Asia Street Fair boasts a WHOPPING 1000 performers! Artisans? Entrepreneurs? More like overachievers. 20+ cultures cramming into 8…

Oh, Great, Another Pickle Fest
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Oh, Great, Another Pickle Fest

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2025

More Pickles & More Fun Than Ever Before, Presented By The Pickled Guy! The 2025 Quad State Pickle Fest is…

Tame Impala DJ Set: Proof Kevin Parker’s Gone Full Dad Rock
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Tame Impala DJ Set: Proof Kevin Parker’s Gone Full Dad Rock

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2025

Orlove by Night Presents: LET IT HAPPEN: TAME IMPALA DANCE PARTY It’s gonna feel so good… We’re celebrating the music…

LORNA SHORE: New Album
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LORNA SHORE: New Album

Chord F. DiscordMay 16, 2025May 16, 2025

OMG! LORNA SHORE is gracing us with their presence in 2025! Prepare yourselves, mortals, for the sonic apocalypse! 🀘 They’re…

Manhattan Vintage: Finally, Clothes Older Than Your Grandma, May 16
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Manhattan Vintage: Finally, Clothes Older Than Your Grandma, May 16

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ Manhattan Vintage Show, aka the “BeyoncΓ©” of moth-eaten clothes, is back! Prepare for 90+ dealers peddling “vintage” (grandma’s…

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