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Tag: Fashion

Oh honey, Scissor Sisters are dusting off their old wigs and bedazzling their platform boots for a 20th anniversary cash grab of their debut album ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ’ฟ๐Ÿ’ฐ!
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Oh honey, Scissor Sisters are dusting off their old wigs and bedazzling their platform boots for a 20th anniversary cash grab of their debut album ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ’ฟ๐Ÿ’ฐ!

Chord F. DiscordMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Can you believe it? It’s been a whole TWO DECADES since the Scissor Sisters graced (or, depending on…

TURNSTILE Announces a 14-Song Visual Album So Groundbreaking, It’ll Premiere at TRIBECA in 2025, Because Apparently, We Haven’t Suffered Enough Already ๐Ÿคช๐ŸŽฌ๐ŸŽถ
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TURNSTILE Announces a 14-Song Visual Album So Groundbreaking, It’ll Premiere at TRIBECA in 2025, Because Apparently, We Haven’t Suffered Enough Already ๐Ÿคช๐ŸŽฌ๐ŸŽถ

Chord F. DiscordMay 8, 2025May 10, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Your favorite band, TURNSTILE (you KNOW, the ones your little brother won’t stop playing?), just announced “Turnstile: Never…

Miley Cyrus Sings Sad Song to Exes, Proving Once Again That Petty is the New Black ๐Ÿ’…๐ŸŽค๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ˜‚
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Miley Cyrus Sings Sad Song to Exes, Proving Once Again That Petty is the New Black ๐Ÿ’…๐ŸŽค๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ˜‚

Chuck B. BallsyMay 7, 2025May 7, 2025

Miley Cyrus just debuted a new song called “More to Lose” in front of…wait for it…her EXES! ๐Ÿคฃ Is this…

Grand Theft Auto VI Trailer: Florida Simulator 2077 looks like my retirement plan, except with more explosions and less shuffleboard ๐ŸŒด๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ’ฅ
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Grand Theft Auto VI Trailer: Florida Simulator 2077 looks like my retirement plan, except with more explosions and less shuffleboard ๐ŸŒด๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ’ฅ

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 6, 2025May 6, 2025

OMG! Rockstar DELAYS GTA VI AGAIN! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Is this the end of gaming as we know it?! Okay, okay, calm…

IN THIS MOMENT Announces Summer 2025 U.S. Tour: Prepare for Peak Cringe, Featuring a Symphony of Questionable Life Choices ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ’…
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IN THIS MOMENT Announces Summer 2025 U.S. Tour: Prepare for Peak Cringe, Featuring a Symphony of Questionable Life Choices ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ’…

Chord F. DiscordMay 6, 2025May 6, 2025

IN THIS MOMENT, the band that makes you question if you accidentally wandered into a Hot Topic clearance sale, has…

Faster Pussycat Announces New Single ‘Motorbike,’ because apparently the 80s called and demanded their hairspray and questionable lyrics back ๐Ÿ™„ ๐Ÿ๏ธ๐ŸŽถ
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Faster Pussycat Announces New Single ‘Motorbike,’ because apparently the 80s called and demanded their hairspray and questionable lyrics back ๐Ÿ™„ ๐Ÿ๏ธ๐ŸŽถ

Chord F. DiscordMay 5, 2025May 5, 2025

Oh. My. Gawd. ๐Ÿ™„ Faster Pussycat, those geriatric glam rockers who probably need walkers more than motorcycles, are releasing a…

Kerry King Only Wants Bandmates Old Enough To Remember When Slayer Was Still Relevant ๐Ÿ‘ด๐ŸŽธ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Kerry King Only Wants Bandmates Old Enough To Remember When Slayer Was Still Relevant ๐Ÿ‘ด๐ŸŽธ๐Ÿ˜‚

Chord F. DiscordMay 4, 2025May 4, 2025

Kerry King, the metalhead who peaked in the 80s, blesses us with his geriatric supergroup! ๐Ÿ‘ด๐ŸŽธ In a groundbreaking interview…

“Another Simple Favor”: Or, How Blake Lively Robbed Me of Two Hours I’ll Never Get Back ๐Ÿ™„๐ŸŽฌ
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“Another Simple Favor”: Or, How Blake Lively Robbed Me of Two Hours I’ll Never Get Back ๐Ÿ™„๐ŸŽฌ

Finn McFrameMay 2, 2025May 2, 2025

So, ‘Another Simple Favor’ got a whopping 7 out of 10 stars, huh? ๐Ÿ™„ Must be a slow news day.…

ร‰toile? More like E-TOILET๐Ÿšฝ… prepare for a dump of opinions!
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ร‰toile? More like E-TOILET๐Ÿšฝ… prepare for a dump of opinions!

Finn McFrameMay 1, 2025May 1, 2025

So, โ€˜ร‰toileโ€™ Season 1 gets a whopping 7.5 out of 10 stars, huh? ๐Ÿ™„ Must be groundbreaking television. I mean,…

Katy Perry’s “Lifetimes” Tour: Did Someone Replace Her Mic with a Kazoo and Glue Her Feet to the Stage? ๐ŸŽค๐Ÿฅด
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Katy Perry’s “Lifetimes” Tour: Did Someone Replace Her Mic with a Kazoo and Glue Her Feet to the Stage? ๐ŸŽค๐Ÿฅด

Chuck B. BallsyApril 29, 2025April 29, 2025

Oh, honey, bless Katy Perry’s heart. ๐Ÿ’– It seems April is just *determined* to be her nemesis. First, she decides…

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