🎮 Nintendo’s Switch 2: Now With a Frustration Sensor to Mock Your Losses!
Gamers, get ready for the most advanced console experience of your life (and therapy bills): Nintendo’s upcoming Switch 2 is…
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🌟 Breaking: DEI Crumbles as Studios Focus on Fun Over Preaching! 😱
Gaming studios across the globe are reportedly abandoning the DEI (Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion) philosophy, causing a stir in both…
Nexus Mods Deletes Trump Mod – But Keeps Rainbow Flags?! 🎭🎮
The gaming world has been shaken by a scandal that could only exist in the bizarre intersection of politics and…
🕵️♂️ The Secret History of «Half Life 3»: Microwaves, GTA VI, and Gabe’s Struggle With Counting to Three
Our undercover investigation into Valve’s most elusive project, «Half Life 3», has finally borne fruit, and the results are nothing…
Slovenia Joins Star Citizen?! 🇸🇮🚀 Gamers Stunned by $60K BRATislava DLC!
Star Citizen, the galaxy’s most expensive PowerPoint presentation masquerading as a video game, is at it again with the announcement…
🚨 Steam Hits Record 19,000 Games in 2024! Potato Thrillers & Toilet Simulators Included 🚨
Steam — the global bazaar of video games and questionable entertainment choices — has achieved the unthinkable in 2024. According…
🎮 Microsoft’s Insane Plan: A New Indiana Jones Game Every Week! 🎭
In an era where binging isn’t just for Netflix, Microsoft is setting a whole new standard — and a questionable…
🔥 «The Witcher 4: Promises» — The Game That Might Launch Before Elon Musk’s Mars Colony! 🌌
Fans of the Witcher franchise, rejoice! Or don’t — we’re not here to dictate emotions. CD Projekt RED (or CDPR…
Mass Effect 5 Goes Full MAGA?! Tucker Carlson to the Rescue! 🇺🇸🚀
In a move that has shocked the gaming world (and probably delighted a few basement-dwelling trolls), BioWare has reportedly stripped…
🚨 Finally, AAA Games Without Woke Nonsense? Game Awards 2024 Set to Break the Internet!
The countdown is over, gamers! The Game Awards 2024 — that annual spectacle of world premieres, awkward celebrity cameos, and…