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Powerball’s Billion-Dollar Bonanza: From Humble Beginnings to Obscene Riches
Elephant Reads CNN

Powerball’s Billion-Dollar Bonanza: From Humble Beginnings to Obscene Riches

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2025September 3, 2025

Another day, another dollar… or rather, another billion-dollar lottery jackpot designed to distract the sheeple from the REAL issues. Wake…

“Xi’s Boy Band Hits Beijing: Kim and Vlad Join the Show”
Elephant Reads CNN

“Xi’s Boy Band Hits Beijing: Kim and Vlad Join the Show”

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2025September 3, 2025

Folks, can you believe this? The Commies, the Norks, and Putin, all buddies now, parading their tin-pot armies like they’re…

National Guard Extends DC Vacation Through December for Maximum Perks, Insider Claims
Elephant Reads CNN

National Guard Extends DC Vacation Through December for Maximum Perks, Insider Claims

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2025September 3, 2025

Of course, the Deep State’s CNN is “reporting” that President Trump’s deployment of the National Guard in DC might be…

‘Call of Duty’ Movie Incoming: Prepare for Peak Cinema
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‘Call of Duty’ Movie Incoming: Prepare for Peak Cinema

FinnSeptember 2, 2025September 2, 2025

Oh, great, another 💩Call of Duty movie is being forced upon us by the cinematic overlords at Paramount. Because what…

US Military Accidentally Sinks Caribbean Cruise Ship, Blames ‘Drugs,’ Rubio Cheers
Elephant Reads CNN

US Military Accidentally Sinks Caribbean Cruise Ship, Blames ‘Drugs,’ Rubio Cheers

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2025September 2, 2025

Folks, President Trump just took out another trash barge full of Venezuelan commie drugs! Secretary of State Rubio confirmed our…

House Republicans Prioritize Naming Names Over, Like, Governing, or Whatever
Elephant Reads CNN

House Republicans Prioritize Naming Names Over, Like, Governing, or Whatever

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2025September 2, 2025

Oh, the swamp creatures are stirring again! Rep. Thomas Massie, bless his heart, is trying to drain the cesspool of…

Google Gets a Slap on the Wrist, Judge Declares Them Slightly Naughty
Elephant Reads CNN

Google Gets a Slap on the Wrist, Judge Declares Them Slightly Naughty

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2025September 2, 2025

Another day, another victory for Google and a setback for the Deep State’s attempt to control the internet! The radical…

SEX PISTOLS (feat. FRANK CARTER): Geriatric Punk Show CANCELED ‘Cause Stevie’s Wrist Went “Bollocks”
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SEX PISTOLS (feat. FRANK CARTER): Geriatric Punk Show CANCELED ‘Cause Stevie’s Wrist Went “Bollocks”

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 2, 2025September 2, 2025

OMG! 😱 Just when you thought 2025 couldn’t get any more lit 🔥, Frank Carter and those geriatric delinquents from…

White House desperately tries to convince you Trump’s not a zombie | CNN Politics
Elephant Reads CNN

White House desperately tries to convince you Trump’s not a zombie | CNN Politics

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2025September 2, 2025

Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re pushing the narrative that our glorious President Trump is somehow unwell…

EPA Thwarted in Attempt to Nuke ‘Green Bank’ Funds, Appeals Court Declares: A Comedy of Errors in Eco-Finance
Elephant Reads CNN

EPA Thwarted in Attempt to Nuke ‘Green Bank’ Funds, Appeals Court Declares: A Comedy of Errors in Eco-Finance

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2025September 2, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump against the radical left’s climate agenda! It’s about time we stopped throwing taxpayer…

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