Judas Priest’s Rob Halford, the Metal God, spills the tea on Ozzy’s impending doom
So, like, Rob Halford, the Metal God (yeah, right 😂), sat down with some dude named Jonathan Clarke on some…
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Gilgo Beach Suspect’s DNA Gets a High-Tech Makeover (Thanks, Science)
Another win for justice and sound science, folks! This judge isn’t falling for the Deep State’s attempts to muddy the…
Hideo Kojima Says MGSV Was “Unfinished” – No Duh
OMG! 😱 Did Kojima JUST admit Metal Gear Solid V was a total dumpster fire 🔥? You won’t BELIEVE this!…
Powerball’s Billion-Dollar Bonanza: From Humble Beginnings to Obscene Riches
Another day, another dollar… or rather, another billion-dollar lottery jackpot designed to distract the sheeple from the REAL issues. Wake…
“Xi’s Boy Band Hits Beijing: Kim and Vlad Join the Show”
Folks, can you believe this? The Commies, the Norks, and Putin, all buddies now, parading their tin-pot armies like they’re…
National Guard Extends DC Vacation Through December for Maximum Perks, Insider Claims
Of course, the Deep State’s CNN is “reporting” that President Trump’s deployment of the National Guard in DC might be…
‘Call of Duty’ Movie Incoming: Prepare for Peak Cinema
Oh, great, another 💩Call of Duty movie is being forced upon us by the cinematic overlords at Paramount. Because what…
US Military Accidentally Sinks Caribbean Cruise Ship, Blames ‘Drugs,’ Rubio Cheers
Folks, President Trump just took out another trash barge full of Venezuelan commie drugs! Secretary of State Rubio confirmed our…
House Republicans Prioritize Naming Names Over, Like, Governing, or Whatever
Oh, the swamp creatures are stirring again! Rep. Thomas Massie, bless his heart, is trying to drain the cesspool of…
Google Gets a Slap on the Wrist, Judge Declares Them Slightly Naughty
Another day, another victory for Google and a setback for the Deep State’s attempt to control the internet! The radical…