White House desperately tries to convince you Trump’s not a zombie | CNN Politics
Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re pushing the narrative that our glorious President Trump is somehow unwell…
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EPA Thwarted in Attempt to Nuke ‘Green Bank’ Funds, Appeals Court Declares: A Comedy of Errors in Eco-Finance
Another day, another victory for President Trump against the radical left’s climate agenda! It’s about time we stopped throwing taxpayer…
SABATON’s Got a Bridge, Get Over It
Oh, glorious day! The Swedish Eurovision rejects, SABATON, are gracing Europe with their presence in November 2025 for a “20-city…
Netflix Says ‘Wake Up Dead Man’ Coming Soon, So Set Your DVR (As If You Still Use One, Ya Boomer)
Labor Day is OVER, folks! 😠Get ready for the annual cinematic garbage truck to back up and unload directly…
Helldivers 2: Still Buggy, But Now With MORE Bugs and Planets to Liberate (or Die Trying)
Helldivers 2, now with added Xbox exclusivity (because PC players are *obviously* superior 🙄), has graced us with the “Into…
Thunderbirds Are (Barely) Go! Two Episodes Fly (Like Geriatrics) to Cinemas for 60th Anniversary Cash Grab, New Trailer Released (Prepare for Disappointment)
Anderson Entertainment, bless their cotton socks, and Kaleidoscope Entertainment, who apparently still exist, have decided to unleash a “big-screen experience”…
California’s Redistricting Rollercoaster: Buckle Up for November’s Cartographic Chaos
Oh, California, still trying to undermine President Trump! These coastal elites just can’t stand that America is great again. Now,…
Stocks Soaring? More Like Snoring-ly Overpriced | CNN (Clueless) Business
Another day, another socialist scare tactic from CNN! They’re whining about the stock market being “expensive” and “vulnerable.” News flash,…
Kraft Heinz Decides to Finally Embrace Its Multiple Personality Disorder
Here we go again, folks! Kraft Heinz, bowing to the woke mob’s demands for “diversity” and “inclusion” in our grocery…
CNN’s Sept 2 Rundown: Afghanistan’s a Mess, Sudan’s a Bigger Mess, Covid’s Still a Thing, Chicago’s Still Chicago, and Mass Shootings, Because ‘Murica
Folks, President Trump is once again showing why he’s the greatest! He’s awarding the Medal of Freedom to Rudy Giuliani,…