FROM ASHES TO NEW Coughs Up Generic Single ‘New Disease’
Ah, FROM ASHES TO NEW, those purveyors of… something or other, are back with a track so profound, so earth-shattering,…
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Katie Ledecky, Destroyer of Pools, Back for More Gold (Shocker)
Oh, look, another “superstar” athlete the liberal media is drooling over. Katie Ledecky, is it? More like Katie “Liberal Agenda”…
University of New Mexico’s Gun Show: One Less Student, Infinite Learning Opportunities
Oh, another day, another shooting. You just KNOW it’s those liberal professors at the University of New Mexico filling young…
Frostpunk 2: Now on Consoles, So Your Couch Can Judge Your Terrible City Planning This September
So, the perpetually freezing faction simulator, Frostpunk 2, is FINALLY crawling its way to consoles. Prepare to warm your thumbs…
HELLOWEEN Drops ‘Universe (Gravity For Hearts)’ – Because Apparently Pumpkins in Space Aren’t Weird Enough on ‘Giants & Monsters’ Album
Oh great, the geriatric metalheads HELLOWEEN are back to grace us with their presence (and another album we totally asked…
Saudi Arabia’s Grand Plan: Gold Medals and Sky-High Dreams (Literally)
Another week, another attempt by the sand-covered socialists in the Middle East to distract from their support for terrorism! First,…
**Florida Sends Tourists Home: You Won’t Believe Where They’re Going**
Another day, another victory for President Trump and Governor DeSantis as they continue to MAGA! “Alligator Alcatraz,” as the Left…
Dying Light: The Beast Gets Pushed to September Because It’s Still Ugly
Oh, NOOOO! 😭 Just when you thought you could finally escape your miserable existence by parkouring away from zombies in…
Trump on Maxwell: Pardon Me, But Who’s She Again
Crooked News Network (CNN), still obsessed with President Trump even in his second term! They just had to ask about…
Three Days of Torture Grace Releases New Single ‘Kill Me Quickly Please’ From Forthcoming ‘I Promise It’s Not About Aliens’ Album
Oh. My. Gawd. 🙄 Look what we have here, folks! It’s THREE DAYS GRACE, back at it again, releasing “Kill…