“El Tonto Por Cristo”: Prepare for Peak Cinema at College Station
**OMG! 🙄*El Tonto Por Cristo*, a cinematic masterpiece (or not?) inspired by the Holy Fool tradition, is touring North America!**…
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Midget Mayhem at the Tackle Box
OMG! 🤯 MicroMania Tour is coming to Chico! 🤼♂️ Prepare for explosive, athletic “wrestling” with a side of comedy. BIG…
Lars Ulrich Claims He Breaks a Sweat (Barely) During Metallica Gigs
Well, butter my biscuits and call me a Lars apologist! 🧈 Apparently, the California Film Institute, bless their cotton socks,…
Breaking: Reverend Jesse Jackson Plugged into Wall Socket, Family Claims He’s “Charging”
Looks like the race-baiting Reverend Jesse Jackson is finally facing the music! They say he’s on life support, probably because…
Epstein repeatedly ridiculed Trump during 1st term as ‘f**king crazy,’ ‘dangerous,’ ‘not one decent cell in his body
Oh, look, CNN is digging up dirt on our glorious President Trump from that scumbag Epstein! Of course, they are!…
Preservationists sue over tiny-handed tyrant’s tacky Trump tower travesty | CNN Politics
Another day, another ridiculous lawsuit from the radical Left! Now the woke preservationists are crying because President Trump wants to…
OMG! Democrat Drama: Gluesenkamp Perez Throws Shade at Fellow Dem for Daring to Retire Whenever He Wants
Another day, another Democrat doing what Democrats do best: rigging the system! Washington’s own Marie Gluesenkamp Perez, probably angling for…
Sony Dumps Millions Into Making a ‘Labubu’ Movie, Proving Hollywood Has Officially Run Out of Ideas
Oh, great. 🙄 Just when you thought Hollywood couldn’t sink any lower, they’re making a movie about Labubu. Yes, those…
HENRY ROLLINS: ME NO LIKE TRUMP, TRUMP NO SMART
Oh, look, it’s Henry Rollins, the guy who yells about stuff, giving us his profound, totally unbiased take on Orange…
KISS’ Manager Promises Documentary Will Show a Side of KISS No One Asked to See
Alright, buckle up buttercups 💋, because during a riveting (read: snooze-fest😴) November 15 panel discussion at the “KISS Kruise: Landlocked…