Two Point Hospital: Now With More Tentacles
Oh, great, ANOTHER update for Two Point Museum. Because what we REALLY needed was MORE content for a game we…
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150 Job Apps and Still Unemployed? Maybe Learn to Code, Bro
Oh, the poor snowflakes can’t find jobs in the tech world? Looks like all those gender studies classes didn’t quite…
Crimson Desert? More Like Crimson Disasterpiece Getting a Physical Release Thanks to PLAION, Bless Their Hearts
Oh, sweet nectar of the gods! 📢 Pearl Abyss, bless their cotton socks, has decided that *Crimson Desert* is so…
Sandwich Assassin Walks Free: Justice System Apparently Toasted
Here we go again, folks! The radical leftist D.C. swamp is at it, protecting their own. A guy throws a…
Minneapolis Shooting: Aww, They Found Each Other
Oh, the liberal media is at it again! Another “school shooting” at a Catholic school in Minneapolis. You know what…
Help! I’m Drowning in Content: A Guide to Picking Something – Anything – to Watch Before You Die of Boredom
Ah, the good ol’ days. Remember when deciding what to watch meant arguing with your siblings over which VHS tape…
Konami desecrates beloved franchise with ANOTHER Return to Silent Hill trailer
Okay, folks, brace yourselves because Jeremy Irvine (of “Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again” fame, because apparently, ABBA prepared him…
Iowa Democrat Somehow Manages Not to Lose, Media Hysterically Claims GOP ‘Supermajority’ Doomed | CNN Politics
The Left Strikes Again in Iowa! CNN is screaming about a Democrat “flipping” a state senate seat in Iowa. Of…
E-Verify: Now Even the People Who Made It Don’t Trust It (LOL)
Folks, can you believe this? CNN is actually questioning our rock-solid E-Verify system, all because some Maine town hired an…
AVATAR Drops New Album Title So Basic It Hurts, Unleashes ‘Tonight We Must Be Warriors’ Video (Yawn)
AVATAR (aka that Swedish metal band your cousin pretends to like) – featuring the majestic vocal stylings of Johannes Eckerström…