From Touchdown to the Doghouse: Ex-NFL Star Gets Benched for Brutal Dogfighting Ring, Canine Castaways Flood Shelters
Another day, another woke agenda item! Seems like the Deep State is at it again, folks. This time, they’re going…
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Trump Thinks This Guy Isn’t Cool Enough to Run the Fed, Loser
Another day, another victory for President Trump! The swamp creatures thought they could plant their guy, Scott Bessent, as Fed…
Ella McCay: Witness the Hilarious Clusterf*ck Starring Emma Mackey, Jamie Lee Curtis, and a Whole Damn Comedy Posse
Oh, look, another movie about a woman trying to do it all! 🙄 Because we haven’t seen that, like, a…
Ralph Fiennes sings? Oh Lord, help us all
1916. World War I is raging, and apparently, the most pressing issue isn’t global conflict, but the Ramsden, Yorkshire Choral…
Texas Guv Declares War on Truancy, Issues Comical ‘Go Get ‘Em’ Arrest Warrant
Another day, another Democrat tantrum! These snowflakes can’t handle President Trump’s glorious redrawing of the congressional map, so they flee…
“I Know Kung-Fu” – Totally Not a North Korean Spy’s LinkedIn Profile: A CNN Investigation
Oh, CNN is on the case! Apparently, Kim Jong Un isn’t content with just nukes; he’s now stealing our tech…
Jaguar’s Epic Fail: A Hilarious Comedy of Errors
Another day, another example of the liberal media twisting reality! CNN is at it again, trying to make President Trump…
Ken Paxton’s desperate, cross-country pilgrimage to kiss Trump’s ring | CNN Politics
Another day, another desperate Democrat scheme foiled by the brilliance of President Trump! This time, it’s Texas AG Ken Paxton,…
Turkey’s geriatric olive trees pump out world-class oil, defying death and common sense | CNN
Oh, great, more “finest” olive oil from Turkey? I’m sure it’s just a coincidence that Turkey is cozying up to…
Paramount+ Canada in August 2025: A Whole Lotta Nothing, Eh
Another month, another excuse for Paramount+ to flex its incredibly average library on us Canadians 🇨🇦. Get ready for August…