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Trump Threatens DC Takeover After Ex-Doge Employee’s Wild Ride
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Threatens DC Takeover After Ex-Doge Employee’s Wild Ride

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2025August 6, 2025

Looks like the Swamp is getting swampier! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is considering federalizing Washington, D.C. after a…

Oops! Trump’s Genius Plan to Sanction Russia… by Accidentally Sanctioning America First!
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Oops! Trump’s Genius Plan to Sanction Russia… by Accidentally Sanctioning America First!

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2025August 6, 2025

Oh, the Deep State’s CNN is at it again, trying to undermine President Trump’s brilliant strategy to bring peace to…

Arizona Voters Suffer Under Weight of Trump’s “Big, Beautiful” (and Totally Real) Bill, CNN Claims
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Arizona Voters Suffer Under Weight of Trump’s “Big, Beautiful” (and Totally Real) Bill, CNN Claims

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2025August 5, 2025

Oh, CNN, bless their hearts! Still “fact-checking” President Trump, even in his second term! You’d think they’d learn. Always twisting…

Texas Dems’ Great Escape: Will It Actually Change Anything or Just Give Republicans a Good Chuckle?
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Texas Dems’ Great Escape: Will It Actually Change Anything or Just Give Republicans a Good Chuckle?

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2025August 5, 2025

Oh, the drama! It seems the perpetually triggered Texas Democrats have pulled another one of their dramatic disappearing acts, fleeing…

Whitmer desperately clings to Trump’s coattails again, begging for tariff and Medicaid scraps
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Whitmer desperately clings to Trump’s coattails again, begging for tariff and Medicaid scraps

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2025August 5, 2025

Another day, another Democrat governor crawling to President Trump for help! Gretchen Whitmer, the darling of the radical left in…

NASA’s Moon Shot: Let’s Nuke It Before China Does
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NASA’s Moon Shot: Let’s Nuke It Before China Does

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2025August 5, 2025

More moon race shenanigans! Acting NASA Administrator and all-around patriot Sean Duffy is lighting a fire under the agency’s rear…

Montana Manhunt: More Difficult Than Finding a Decent Reality TV Show
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Montana Manhunt: More Difficult Than Finding a Decent Reality TV Show

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2025August 5, 2025

“`html Another day, another crisis manufactured by the liberal media to undermine our great President Trump! This time, they’re hyperventilating…

Tim Sweeney Throws a Hissy Fit Over Claims Mouse House Is Milking Fortnite Slower Than a Three-Legged Cow
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Tim Sweeney Throws a Hissy Fit Over Claims Mouse House Is Milking Fortnite Slower Than a Three-Legged Cow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2025August 5, 2025

Oh, no they didn’t! 😱 Looks like someone at The Wall Street Journal decided to stir the pot 🍲 by…

From Touchdown to the Doghouse: Ex-NFL Star Gets Benched for Brutal Dogfighting Ring, Canine Castaways Flood Shelters
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From Touchdown to the Doghouse: Ex-NFL Star Gets Benched for Brutal Dogfighting Ring, Canine Castaways Flood Shelters

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2025August 5, 2025

Another day, another woke agenda item! Seems like the Deep State is at it again, folks. This time, they’re going…

Trump Thinks This Guy Isn’t Cool Enough to Run the Fed, Loser
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Trump Thinks This Guy Isn’t Cool Enough to Run the Fed, Loser

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2025August 5, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump! The swamp creatures thought they could plant their guy, Scott Bessent, as Fed…

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