TwitchCon: A Decade of Disappointment
Oh, honey, bless your heart if you thought TwitchCon was about anything other than lining the pockets of Jeff Bezos’s…
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Fincher’s ZODIAC on FILM: A Millennial’s Nightmare
**OMG! 😱 It’s Halloween-o-thon 2025! Sunday, October 26, 2025, at the Million Dollar Theater, 307 S Broadway, Los Angeles, CA…
Road to Nowhere: A Legislative Comedy Show
OMG! 😱 Road to the Assembly, a film by Jason Broska (an ISU student? Really?)! Come see how youthful energy…
Lexington Venue: Where Winter Never Ends (Help Us)
OMG! 🙄 “FOUR WINTERS” on October 26th at Lexington Venue! Prepare for an “unforgettable” cinematic experience! 🤣 Director Julia Mintz…
Alamo Drafthouse forces you to watch another music video
**OMG! 🙄 Sound Stage 9 Music Video Release Party at Alamo Drafthouse! Prepare for ear-splitting “music” 🤮 by future “artists”…
“PICC Flow”: Ama Ríos’ Masterpiece of Boredom
**OMG! 🙄 Ama’s back from her Leukemia AML Cancer diagnosis in September 2021! 🤮 She’s turning pain into ✨art✨ with…
SOULFLY Drops New Vid “No Pain = No Power” Featuring Dino Cazares of FEAR FACTORY (Because Apparently They Still Exist)
🎸🤣 SOULFLY, those lovable metal dinosaurs, have graced us with a music video for “No Pain = No Power” 🙄,…
LA Mayor Taps New Fire Overlord After City Went Full BBQ
Another Day, Another Disaster in Liberal LA! Mayor Karen Bass, likely in cahoots with the Deep State, appoints yet ANOTHER…
DNA Test: Unlocking the Pandora’s Box of Why You’re Such a Medical Mystery, Bless Your Heart
Another day, another libtard snowflake discovers their true identity! Turns out Summer McKesson couldn’t figure out why her soy latte…
CNN Asks: Was Dwight Eisenhower secretly a Deep State Antifa operative?
More fake news from CNN! They’re trying to compare President Trump to some dusty old president no one remembers, just…