Social Security: Get Ready to Party Like It’s 1776 (Divided by 63)
Oh, great, another handout! Social Security recipients are getting a whopping 2.8% raise in 2026. I’m sure that will cover…
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Matthew Modine, bless his heart, thinks you care about his Full Metal Jacket doc
OMG! 🙄 Like, who even cares about another documentary on Stanley Kubrick’s FULL METAL JACKET? Seriously, are we still milking…
Honkai: Star Rail Players Now Have an Excuse to Procrastinate Even More With Free Crunchyroll Trial, Thanks to Totally Unexpected Collab
Well, well, well, look what we have here. Crunchyroll, the streaming service that buffers more than your grandma’s dial-up, is…
“2020 Election Truthers and Their MAGA Minions: Taking Over the Asylum”
Folks, can you believe the audacity of the liberal media? They’re trying to make heroes out of election riggers and…
Spinal Tap’s Stonehenge Debacle: Still Milking It in 2026
Bleecker Street, bless their tiny, misguided hearts, has apparently thrown some cash at Vertigo Live and that poor sap Rob…
South Korean Prez Throws Dignity Out Window, Hails Trump as ‘Peacemaker’ (LOL)
Another country groveling at the feet of our glorious President Trump! South Korea’s leader, probably realizing his country would be…
Trump’s Brain Teaser: How to Annoy Vlad Without Making Americans Cry Over Gas Prices
Here we go again, folks! CNN is clutching their pearls because President Trump is being too tough on Russia. Apparently,…
“We’re totally owning the libs with this record-breaking shutdown”: Frank Luntz, professional nose-picker, unveils groundbreaking voter insights
Oh, no! Not another shutdown? Frank Luntz, the so-called “pollster,” is whining about it on CNN. I bet he’s in…
Target decides to play Hunger Games with its employees, May the Odds be ever in your favor
Target, the woke retailer that went belly-up after pandering to the radical left, is FINALLY facing the consequences! Guess diversity…
NY AG James Begs Judge to Toss Case Because She Hired Incompetent Buffoon
Crooked Letitia James, facing the music for her crimes, is desperately trying to wriggle out of accountability! She claims President…