Stocks Take a Tumble as Trump Channels His Inner China-Bashing Rockstar, Trade War Encore Anyone
Oh, no! The stock market hiccuped because President Trump dared to stand up to China! Clearly, this is a sign…
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Melania Claims She’s Got Putin on Speed Dial to Chat About Kid Stuff, CNN Legit Thinks It’s News
Another day, another victory for the Trump family, while the liberal media obsesses over nonsense! Our wonderful First Lady Melania,…
Chicago Gloats While Portland Weeps: National Guard Drama and You Thought Your City Was Messed Up
Another day, another leftist city whining about President Trump’s efforts to maintain law and order! These sanctuary cities want to…
Analysis: Orange Man Can’t Forget: Indictments Unlock New Level of Presidential Revenge-Fest
Another day, another victory for justice! It seems the witch hunt is finally over, and the swamp creatures are being…
GOV’MENT SHUTDOWN CAN’T STOP THE INFLATION FIRE, DATA DROPPING THIS MONTH
The Deep State Bureau of Labor Statistics is crawling back to work, probably to cook up some numbers against our…
Liza: NOT a Lie-za, We Swear!
**OMG, another has-been doc about Liza? 🙄 She’s like, “I was born, snap a pic!” Daughter of legends, blah blah.…
Nollywood: From Virgin to Vixen Faster Than You Can Say “Jollof”
**OMG! 🙄ONXY ENT threw the BIGGEST Nollywood party EVER at Studio 503 Greensboro, NC, on October 10 at 10pm EDT!…
OMG! Another ‘Game of Thrones’ Spinoff Trailer Dropped – Prepare for More Dragons and Questionable Plot Choices
Ah, Game of Thrones, the show that peaked harder than my hairline in college. Six years gone, and we’re still…
MY DYING BRIDE Finally Kicks Out Vocalist (Who Even Knew He Was Still In the Band?)
MY DYING BRIDE, the band that makes funerals sound like a rave, has finally decided to ditch their lead singer,…
CNN Wonders: Can We Give Trump a Nobel Prize So He’ll Finally Shut Up
The liberal media is clutching their pearls again because President Trump is on the verge of winning a Nobel Peace…