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CNN: Man trips, blames Trump
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CNN: Man trips, blames Trump

Big ElephantJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

Another day, another Democrat meltdown! CNN is clutching its pearls because Trump’s DOJ is finally holding these lawless liberals accountable.…

The Internet Is Healing (Just Kidding, Spotify Is Still Crying)
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The Internet Is Healing (Just Kidding, Spotify Is Still Crying)

Big ElephantJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

Oh, the horror! The internet went down for a few hours. You know who’s behind this, right? Probably China or…

Kilmar Abrego Garcia’s Lawyers Throw Shade, Demand Trump Admin Get a Timeout
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Kilmar Abrego Garcia’s Lawyers Throw Shade, Demand Trump Admin Get a Timeout

Big ElephantJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

Another day, another leftist conspiracy theory bites the dust! CNN is clutching its pearls because the Trump administration supposedly didn’t…

US Institute of Peace: From Serious to Seriously Doge-ified, Security Chief Howls
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US Institute of Peace: From Serious to Seriously Doge-ified, Security Chief Howls

Finn McFrameJune 3, 2025June 3, 2025

In March, the self-proclaimed “geniuses” 🧠 from DOGE, led by the ever-stable 🤪 and totally-not-erratic Elon Musk’s Department of Government…

Ron ‘Bumblefoot’ Thal: Proves Music Can Unite Even the Most Hopelessly Clueless (Probably)
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Ron ‘Bumblefoot’ Thal: Proves Music Can Unite Even the Most Hopelessly Clueless (Probably)

Chord F. DiscordMay 24, 2025May 24, 2025

Bumblefoot, the guy who played guitar in Guns N’ Roses for, like, five minutes, is now telling us all about…

❗️🎉🎶 Dropkick Murphys vs. Lady Gaga: Drunken Punk Wrecks Pop Diva’s Boutique, Mistaking It for a MAGA Store 🏴‍☠️🎤
🚒💥🎶 Lady Gaga in Tears! Brutal Punk Destroys Her Boutique, Thinking It’s a MAGA Store!
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❗️🎉🎶 Dropkick Murphys vs. Lady Gaga: Drunken Punk Wrecks Pop Diva’s Boutique, Mistaking It for a MAGA Store 🏴‍☠️🎤

Chord F. DiscordMarch 25, 2025March 25, 2025

A night at the bar, a few too many pints, bad eyesight, and a lifelong hatred for Donald Trump merch—this…

🎧 Katy Perry’s «143«: Hidden Trump Code or Pop Disaster? Critics Explode 🎤
🎤 Katy Perry’s Trump - Tinged «143« Album — Cancel Culture Just Hit Maximum Overdrive 🧨
Music News

🎧 Katy Perry’s «143«: Hidden Trump Code or Pop Disaster? Critics Explode 🎤

Chord F. DiscordDecember 30, 2024December 30, 2024

Katy Perry’s latest album, «143«, is making waves — but not the kind she’d hoped for. Since its release on…

Mass Effect 5 Goes Full MAGA?! Tucker Carlson to the Rescue! 🇺🇸🚀
Greta Thunberg is the VILLAIN in Mass Effect 5?! 😱😱😱
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Mass Effect 5 Goes Full MAGA?! Tucker Carlson to the Rescue! 🇺🇸🚀

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 17, 2024December 17, 2024

In a move that has shocked the gaming world (and probably delighted a few basement-dwelling trolls), BioWare has reportedly stripped…

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