Gods Tower in Warsaw, Poland (02/22/2026)
Pagan/Folk/Doom Metal from Belarus! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
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KLAUS MEINE: ‘SCORPIONS Still Rock Live, Even Though We’re Basically Fossils Now’
SCORPIONS are proving that rock ‘n’ roll truly never dies—it just books extended stays in Las Vegas. Klaus Meine and…
MEGADETH’s JAMES LOMENZO Raises Eyebrows Over DAVE MUSTAINE’s Lightning Bolt of an Idea
Well, well, well… look who decided to go out with a bang instead of a whimper. MEGADETH</s final album is…
Gods Tower in Krakow, Poland (02/21/2026)
Pagan/Folk/Doom Metal from Belarus! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
SEBASTIAN BACH DENOUNCES A.I.: ‘I’LL SERVE YOU REAL STUPIDITY, NOT FAKE SMARTNESS’
Well, well, well… look who’s back in the headlines, throwing shade at all these modern bands who can’t be bothered…
Top 5 Most Brutal Death Metal Bands: Enter at Your Own Risk
You’ve been warned! 💀 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
PRIMUS’s LES CLAYPOOL Goes Full Comic Book Nerd, Teams Up With Z2 COMICS For ‘Frizzle Fry’ Graphic Novel
In a shocking development that will surely leave fans asking, “Wait, what?” legendary bass-slapping weirdos PRIMUS have announced their latest…
CLAWFINGER Unleashes Apocalyptic Title Track Video Because Why Not?
Swedish-Norwegian rap-metal pioneers CLAWFINGER have released the official music video for “Before We All Die,” the title track of their…
Top 5 New Thrash Bands Formed After 2015
Thrash isn’t dead — it just found new blood. These bands were formed after 2015 and sound like thrash still…
ARCH ENEMY Snags Ex-ONCE HUMAN Vocalist LAUREN HART, Unleashes ‘To The Last Breath’ – Prepare Your Eardrums!
Move over, Alissa White-Gluz — there’s a new scream queen in town. Swedish/American extreme metal overlords ARCH ENEMY have officially…