‘Border Patrol Officer Gets Sandwiched Between a Rock and a Hard Lunch in DC, Claims Onion Breath’
Here we go again, folks! Another snowflake meltdown in our nation’s capital. This time, it’s a “resistance” fighter using a…
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Five Finger Death Punch and Babymetal’s Collab: Saving Radio, One Cringe Song at a Time
So, like, get this: 🙄 on Saturday, November 1st (as if you care about dates), Ivan Moody and Zoltan Bathory…
Limp Bizkit, Geriatric Roses & Linkin Park (w/ Hologram Chester) to Annoy U.K. at Download 2026
OMG! 😱 Download Festival is back in 2026 as DLXXIII, because apparently, we’re all still alive and kicking… or at…
SOULFLY’s MAX CAVALERA: ‘Being a Young Band Sucks, Get a Real Job’
In a groundbreaking revelation that will surely send shockwaves through the metal community (or maybe just a mild tremor), former…
DORO’s Florida Kegger: ‘Warriors Of The Sea’ Album Launch—BYOB and Bring Your Own Inflatable Swordfish
Ahoy, metalheads! 🤘 Get ready to drain your bank accounts for the one and only DORO PESCH! 👸 On November…
SAVATAGE Announces 2026 ‘Prelude To Mild Discomfort’ European Tour (Maybe)
OMG! 😱 Those geriatric metal “pioneers” SAVATAGE, bless their hearts, have announced their “Prelude To What?🤔 Dementia?” tour, featuring a…
P.O.D. Butchers THE BEATLES’ ‘Don’t Let Me Down’ in Denver, World Cries
OMG! 😱 The legendary (debatable) FirstRowConcert channel on YouTube, known for its impeccable (questionable) audio quality and stunning (blurry) visuals,…
Billy Sheehan Defends David Lee Roth’s Vocals: ‘He’s Still My Hero’ – Maybe Billy Needs a Hearing Aid
During an October 28 appearance on SiriusXM’s “Trunk Nation With Eddie Trunk”, legendary bassist Billy Sheehan, who apparently peaked in…
John Corabi’s Geriatric All-Star Band Tour: Sponsored by Depends
Oh, look, it’s John Corabi! 🙄 Yes, the same guy who once fronted MÖTLEY CRÃœE for approximately five minutes back…
Delta Sleep in Charlotte, NC (10/30/2025)
British math rock from Canterbury Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…