SF Cuddle Puddle Apocalypse: Sold Out, No Touching Allowed (Maybe)
OMG! Cuddle Parties are now 30 minutes longer! 🥳 More time to awkwardly pat strangers! Starting April 2025, these legendary…
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CBGB FESTIVAL 2025: We Dug Up Some Legends (Literally, Maybe)
OMG! 😱 They’re resurrecting CBGB (again?) with the CBGB Festival, brought to you by the oh-so-punk corporate overlords at The…
Oh Great, Another Lecture About the Birds and the Bees
Sex Ed for Dummies! 🤣 Learn “healthy boundaries” 🙄 on May 13, 2025, 3-4 PM EST! Zoom in & discover…
Harley Flanagan and the missus yammer ’bout rabbit food and a movie nobody asked for 🥕🎬🙄
Oh, sweet lord, another washed-up hardcore dude trying to stay relevant. 🙄 Harley Flanagan, the human embodiment of a mid-life…
Blackie Lawless, bless his heart, thinks cancel culture is scarier than teased hair and Reaganomics, and also, Orange Man Good, apparently 🤷♀️🍊
Blackie Lawless, the lyrical genius behind such profound works as “Animal (F**k Like a Beast)” (a song so subtly nuanced…
Behold! The Thursday Murder Club: Geriatric Justice League or Just a Bunch of Old Folks Yelling at Clouds? 👵🕵️♀️🤔
OMG! 🚨 Netflix is FINALLY unleashing “The Thursday Murder Club” on us! 👴👵🔫 Get ready for geriatric James Bond (Pierce…
🎮 Study Finds Female Gamers Secretly Love Over-Sexualized Heroines! 🔥
In a groundbreaking study that left both feminists and gamers equally baffled, researchers found that, despite complaints about over-sexualized female…