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Judge Says Gov’t Can’t Stop the Rainbow Passport Party
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Judge Says Gov’t Can’t Stop the Rainbow Passport Party

Big ElephantJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Another day, another victory for the woke mob! A Biden-appointed judge, probably sipping a soy latte while wearing a “Resist”…

MEGADETH Celebrates 40 Years of Murdery Business with a Jack Rack Collab That’ll Make You Say “Peace Sells… But Who’s Buying This?”
Breaking, Music News

MEGADETH Celebrates 40 Years of Murdery Business with a Jack Rack Collab That’ll Make You Say “Peace Sells… But Who’s Buying This?”

Chord F. DiscordJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

Music lifestyle brand Pluginz, because apparently, music needs a lifestyle now 🙄, is cranking the lameness up to eleven with…

South Austin: Become a Gumshoe or Just Get Mugged
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South Austin: Become a Gumshoe or Just Get Mugged

Chuck B. BallsyJune 9, 2025

**OMG! Commander Mahoney needs YOU to solve a MURDER in South Austin!** 🕵️‍♀️ Visit 10 locations, solve crimes, and become…

Sparks, NV: Become a World-Class Detective (or Just Fail Hilariously)
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Sparks, NV: Become a World-Class Detective (or Just Fail Hilariously)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 8, 2025

**OMG! Commander Mahoney needs YOU to solve a murder in Sparks!** 🕵️‍♀️ **DetectiveYOU**, an experience like NO other! Drive around…

Crucified Barbara Dusts Off Their Cobwebs for a “Triumphant” Return After a Decade of Silence
Breaking, Music News

Crucified Barbara Dusts Off Their Cobwebs for a “Triumphant” Return After a Decade of Silence

Chord F. DiscordJune 8, 2025June 8, 2025

Swedish “hard” rockers CRUCIFIED BARBARA, who we’re pretty sure someone made up as a joke, graced the stage for their…

Possessor(s): A Metroidvania So Stylish, It Probably Owes Me Money
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Possessor(s): A Metroidvania So Stylish, It Probably Owes Me Money

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 7, 2025June 7, 2025

Okay, so Possessor(s) thinks it’s all that with its “personality” dripping everywhere, like a leaky faucet of demonic… stuff. Potted…

Austin: Become a Wannabe Detective (and Fail)
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Austin: Become a Wannabe Detective (and Fail)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 1, 2025

**OMG! 😱 Become a detective in Austin! Solve a MURDERCASE 🔪 with Commander Mahoney!** “DetectiveYOU” is like NOTHING you’ve experienced.…

Behold: Ex-BUTCHER BABIES Vocalist CARLA HARVEY Humiliates Herself Onstage With LORDS OF ACID For the Very First Time
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Behold: Ex-BUTCHER BABIES Vocalist CARLA HARVEY Humiliates Herself Onstage With LORDS OF ACID For the Very First Time

Chord F. DiscordJune 1, 2025June 1, 2025

OMG! 😱 The internet is ablaze 🔥 with news that former BUTCHER BABIES banshee Carla Harvey (who? 🤔) has graced…

Events

SF Cuddle Puddle Apocalypse: Sold Out, No Touching Allowed (Maybe)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 17, 2025

OMG! Cuddle Parties are now 30 minutes longer! 🥳 More time to awkwardly pat strangers! Starting April 2025, these legendary…

CBGB FESTIVAL 2025: We Dug Up Some Legends (Literally, Maybe)
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CBGB FESTIVAL 2025: We Dug Up Some Legends (Literally, Maybe)

Chord F. DiscordMay 13, 2025May 13, 2025

OMG! 😱 They’re resurrecting CBGB (again?) with the CBGB Festival, brought to you by the oh-so-punk corporate overlords at The…

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