Ozzy “The Prince of Darkness (Maybe Just of a Recliner Now)” Osbourne Vows to *Try* at His Last Gig, But No Promises on Standing Up 🧎♂️🤘👵
Oh, bless his little bat-eating heart! 🦇 Ozzy Osbourne, bless him, says he’ll “do the best” he can at his…
News that makes you want to howl!
Oh, bless his little bat-eating heart! 🦇 Ozzy Osbourne, bless him, says he’ll “do the best” he can at his…
Grindcore from England (without Shane Embury for some reason)
So, ‘Étoile’ Season 1 gets a whopping 7.5 out of 10 stars, huh? 🙄 Must be groundbreaking television. I mean,…
When Obscura, Decrepit Birth, Fractal Universe, and even the legendary Atheist hit the stage in Greensboro, NC, you'd expect a packed house… but nope. 🫥 Hangar 1819 was maybe one-third full — either because it was a Tuesday or because none of these bands can really draw a crowd anymore, not even at a gas station parking lot next to a vape shop. 🤷♂️
Still, Obscura crushed it 🔥 — tight, technical, and full of energy, like they were headlining Wacken, not playing for the bartender, security guy, and a couple of die-hard metal nerds who showed up out of respect for Kummerer. Who, by the way, was in top form — meaner than the IRS and just as greedy. 😤 Rumor has it he’s the one banning any YouTube Shorts longer than a minute because Steffen Kummerer doesn’t want to lose his status as a stingy rock diva.
Obscura deserves better — but their path to the metal Olympus is still blocked by a big red gate, behind which a grumpy Steffen is busy kicking out anyone in the band who dares disagree with him. 😈 Hopefully, one day he chills out and they finally move up to bigger venues instead of staying the headliners of 40-person dive bar festivals with more pedals than people. 🐐
🎥 Watch it, like it, and even if Shred Fest was one-third full — the riffs were 100% fire!
So, Bruce Dickinson, AKA the air raid siren from IRON MAIDEN (the band your dad probably listens to), decided to…
Technical Brutal Death Metal from Topeka, Kansas!
Technical Death Metal from Santa Cruz, California!
Progressive/Technical Death Metal from France!