Pokémon Throws a 30th Birthday Bash, Crashes Super Bowl Like a Mewtwo at a Magikarp Convention
Oh, look! Pikachu’s finally ready for his Super Bowl debut—better late than never, right? Pokémon is turning 30, and instead…
Tag: Super Bowl
San Jose Drone Show: Free Entertainment or Alien Invasion?
✨ SJ26 Drone Show at Discovery Meadow ✨ San Jose’s answer to the Super Bowl hype? 1,000 drones lighting up…
DJ SPINNA’s B-DAY Bash: Where the Party’s So Lit, Even the Guest DJ Needs a GPS to Find the Dance Floor!
🚨Attention Brooklyn! DJ SPINNA’s Birthday Bash Rescheduled!🚨 Because who doesn’t want to celebrate a DJ’s birthday on Super Bowl Sunday?…
“2026: Silicon Valley Prepares for Epic Lunar New Year Bash on the Moon – Because Earth is So Last Year”
Silicon Valley’s Lunar New Year Bash: Where Dragons Meet Tech Giants 🐉💻 Prepare your chopsticks and QR codes! The Bay…
Deportation Bingo Champion Benched, Rich Folks’ Bonus Season Arrives, and Surviving Winter Like a Simpsons Character: Sip Your Daily Dose of Despair Scroll-Delight LOLsob
Welcome to 5 Things PM – the only newsletter not infected with Woke Mind Virus™! While the fake news media…
Trump Declares Super Bowl Too Far Away, Sends His condolences to the Families of those forced to travel the treacherous 2 miles from his Mar-a-Lago estate to the nearest stadium
President Trump Makes the Smartest Decision of His Second Term: Why Would He Waste Time in Deep-Blue San Francisco Watching…
Privacy in Gaming, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Data Miners
Hold onto your joysticks and prepare your wallets, because the digital world is having a massive, sweaty, irreversibleIdentity crisis. Remember…
Cuz We Gotta Party Like It’s 1995… In Oakland! (BAHC Live! Oakland Fan Zone & Super Bowl Watch Party)
Hold onto your nachos, Oakland! 🥳 The BAHC is bringing a totally free, absolutely not a PR stunt “Super Bowl…
Trump considers sending in the cavalry to teach Iran a lesson in geopolitics
Trump Mulls Nuking Iran Over Protests – Because That’s How Freedom Works In a stunning turn of events that absolutely…
ROB HALFORD Hits 40 Years Without Booze Because Apparently Even Metal Gods Get Tired of Headbanging Into Walls
JUDAS PRIEST’s Rob Halford Celebrates 40 Years of Not Dying on a Tour Bus Like a Rock ‘n’ Roll Cliché…