Toxic Avenger’s Back: Your Lunch Plans Ruined (Again!)
**OMG! 🙄 You NEED a ticket PER PERSON for this cinematic masterpiece! 🤡 Miss out on Eventbrite? Just rock up…
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Wild and Scenic Film Festival: More Like Mild and Pathetic Film Festival, Am I Right
OMG! 🙄 Kentucky Conservation Committee presents: “Wild & Scenic Festival” at the Farish Theater at Central Library! 🤣 Ten short…
Chicago’s Comedy: Best or Just Most Tolerable
2-Item Minimum 🙄, ID Please 👮, first come, first served 🪑, no outside food 🚫🍔! Chicago’s funniest at The Comedy…
Giant Monsters Trash Million Dollar Theater (Again?!)
**OMG! 🙄 Secret Movie Club presents Godzilla Mothra King Ghidorah Giant Monsters All Out Attack (dir by Shusuke Kaneko) on…
Black August? More Like *BLAH* August: A Queer Film Fest Yawn
**OMG! 🙄The Black August ✊🏿Queer Film Festival (BAQFF) is on August 31, 2025, from 12–6 PM at Pillsbury Creative Commons,…
Jimmie ‘Dyn-o-mite’ Walker Still Kicking? At Giggles? You Gotta Be Joking
**OMG! Jimmie JJ Walker & Friends, Prince Restaurant, Saugus MA, probably 8:00 PM, doors maybe open 6:30 PM!** 🤣 Shared…
Kaiju Colossus: Labor Day Weekend—Say Goodbye to Productivity!
Kaiju Colossus Labor Day weekend 🤣 Marathon! Sunday, August 31, 2025, at the Million Dollar Theater! 10a-845p. Prepare for GAMERA…
Ducks Gone Wild: A Meet & Greet Catastrophe
DUCKS FLY TOGETHER! 8 washed-up “actors” from The Mighty Ducks will be at Sluggers World Class Sports Bar and Dueling…
Dickson’s Black Alley Piano Keys Disaster: Prepare for the Worst
🎤 Black Alley LIVE at Piano Keys! 🎤 OMG! 🙄Black Alley AGAIN?! 🙄🙄🙄 Fri, August 29th, 8 PM – 2…
A’s “The Last Game” Doc: More Heartbreak Than a Taylor Swift Album at New Parkway Theater
OMG! ⚾️ “The Last Game” docu is FREE at the New Parkway Theater in Oakland! 😂 Witness 57 yrs of…