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Lorraine Lewis Claims Vixen Firing Was a Total Mystery, Like Where Socks Disappear in the Dryer 🧦🤷‍♀️😂
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Lorraine Lewis Claims Vixen Firing Was a Total Mystery, Like Where Socks Disappear in the Dryer 🧦🤷‍♀️😂

Chord F. DiscordApril 30, 2025April 30, 2025

So, apparently, former VIXEN singer Lorraine Lewis (who? 🤷‍♀️) did an interview with Brutal Planet Media (never heard of ’em)…

Rise of Rebellion Flops: Samurai RPG without DEI Crashes on Steam! 😂
Game Industry Shocked: Japanese Go Full Traditional, Ignore Woke Agenda! 🤯
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Rise of Rebellion Flops: Samurai RPG without DEI Crashes on Steam! 😂

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 28, 2025April 28, 2025

If you thought the Japanese game industry would just bend over for every Western trend, think again! On April 22,…

Oblivion Remaster: ‘Body Type’ vs ‘Gender’ – Who Won This Clown Show? 🤡🎉
Chinese Gamers Wreck NexusMods! Premium Subs Plummet! 😡💸
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Oblivion Remaster: ‘Body Type’ vs ‘Gender’ – Who Won This Clown Show? 🤡🎉

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 25, 2025April 25, 2025

Hey there, gamers and absurdity enthusiasts, Jackal.Today is here to dive into a wild story about the biggest modding platform…

Sony Unveils Days Gone Remaster: Now Deacon Is a Non-Binary Queer, and Freakers Demand Social Justice! 🌈🧟‍♂️
No More Toxic Masculinity in Days Gone! Deacon Changes Pronouns — and Bikers Are Now Vegan 🚴‍♂️🥦
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Sony Unveils Days Gone Remaster: Now Deacon Is a Non-Binary Queer, and Freakers Demand Social Justice! 🌈🧟‍♂️

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 13, 2025February 13, 2025

Sony Announces Days Gone Remaster — A WOKE Transformation Where Social Justice Matters More Than Survival! 🌈🧟‍♂️ In a shocking…

🕰️ New «Back to the Future» Game Promises to Rewrite the Past, Present, and Future – Literally ✊⚡
📖🌀 Rewrite History, Fix Oppression, and Cancel the Space-Time Continuum in This Wild «Back to the Future» Game 🚀🚫
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🕰️ New «Back to the Future» Game Promises to Rewrite the Past, Present, and Future – Literally ✊⚡

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 10, 2025February 10, 2025

🚗💨 BLM to the Future: Reparations Quest – that’s the name of the unexpected new video game reportedly inspired by…

⚡ Woke Musketeers? Dumas’ Ghost Appears and Demands Vengeance! 👻🎭
🤡 All for One, None for the Audience: Feminist Musketeers Flop Hard! 📉🎬
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⚡ Woke Musketeers? Dumas’ Ghost Appears and Demands Vengeance! 👻🎭

Finn McFrameFebruary 4, 2025February 4, 2025

Parisian cinema-goers were in for an unexpected historical event at the premiere of Houda Benyamina’s «All for One» (Toutes pour…

🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ Kingdom Come 2 Goes Woke? Daniel Vávra Blames Kamala Harris! 🤯
Crammed Full of Gays!’ Daniel Vávra’s Hilarious Take on KC:D2’s Diverse Cast 😂
Games News

🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ Kingdom Come 2 Goes Woke? Daniel Vávra Blames Kamala Harris! 🤯

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 21, 2025January 21, 2025

The ever-controversial Daniel Vávra, co-founder of Warhorse Studios, has once again delivered a masterclass in trolling with his recent comments…

🌟 Breaking: DEI Crumbles as Studios Focus on Fun Over Preaching! 😱
🎮 Game Studios Abandon Woke! Players Rejoice Over Agenda-Free Gaming 🕹️
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🌟 Breaking: DEI Crumbles as Studios Focus on Fun Over Preaching! 😱

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 13, 2025January 13, 2025

Gaming studios across the globe are reportedly abandoning the DEI (Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion) philosophy, causing a stir in both…

Mass Effect 5 Goes Full MAGA?! Tucker Carlson to the Rescue! 🇺🇸🚀
Greta Thunberg is the VILLAIN in Mass Effect 5?! 😱😱😱
Games News

Mass Effect 5 Goes Full MAGA?! Tucker Carlson to the Rescue! 🇺🇸🚀

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 17, 2024December 17, 2024

In a move that has shocked the gaming world (and probably delighted a few basement-dwelling trolls), BioWare has reportedly stripped…

🚨 Finally, AAA Games Without Woke Nonsense? Game Awards 2024 Set to Break the Internet!
🚗 Buckle Up! The Game Awards 2024 Promises Non-Woke Surprises That’ll Shatter Reality 🚒
Games News

🚨 Finally, AAA Games Without Woke Nonsense? Game Awards 2024 Set to Break the Internet!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 12, 2024December 12, 2024

The countdown is over, gamers! The Game Awards 2024 — that annual spectacle of world premieres, awkward celebrity cameos, and…

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  1. CirrusFlash on Oh great, another overpriced ski simulator nobody asked for is getting a shiny new trailer and a collector’s edition, whoop-de-doo 🙄 ⛷️ 👻 💰.April 25, 2025

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