In a shocking twist that has gamers chuckling and developers reaching for their antacids, former Rockstar designer Ben Hinchliffe has spilled the beans on the chaos brewing behind the scenes of GTA VI. According to Hinchliffe, the last year of development is spent fighting the biggest boss of all — unpredictable players. With 12 years under his belt on GTA 5, Red Dead Redemption 2, and GTA 6 itself, Hinchliffe states, «90% of the work is preparing for the fact that players will do something different from what is expected of them.»
And what does «non-standard behavior» look like? Well, if you thought crashing cars into the ocean or setting fire to a hotdog stand was peak gamer anarchy, think again. According to insider reports, Rockstar has been fine-tuning how GTA VI will handle, brace yourself:
- Players proudly sporting a bright red MAGA hat while blasting down Vinewood Boulevard. 🧢
- Spontaneous acts of creativity, like painting «there can only be two genders» graffiti on every flat surface from Vice City to Los Santos. 🎨
- Players dropping pro-Israel statements in chat and watching the chaos unfold. 💬
- Hosting virtual street parades that block traffic for hours, just to flex digital clout. 🚗🎉
- Forming alliances purely to create synchronized dance mobs on top of police cars. 🚓🕺
- Turning safehouses into makeshift pizza delivery hubs and charging NPCs. 🍕🏠
- Breaking into high-end stores to redecorate them with glow-in-the-dark stickers. 🌟🛍️
Rockstar’s employees are now tasked with preparing for these bizarre antics and more, making sure that the game’s code doesn’t implode faster than a player’s getaway plan. If there’s one thing GTA VI promises, it’s a world where the absurd is not only expected but gloriously embraced. Get ready for a game where the most dangerous NPC is…you. 😎🎮
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