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Day: November 22, 2024

Scholars Discover Little-Known Bible Verse Authorizing Divorce If Spouse Plays Christmas Music Before Thanksgiving
Babylon Bee

Scholars Discover Little-Known Bible Verse Authorizing Divorce If Spouse Plays Christmas Music Before Thanksgiving

November 22, 2024

CAMBRIDGE — Though it was long thought to be prohibited except for reasons of sexual immorality, Bible scholars now say…

America Is Toast: Here Are 9 More A-List Celebs Who Are Leaving
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America Is Toast: Here Are 9 More A-List Celebs Who Are Leaving

November 22, 2024

With Hollywood mainstays like Ellen DeGeneres and Portia De Rossi escaping the hostility of the United States, how can America…

Matt Gaetz Withdraws As Trump’s Attorney General Pick
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Matt Gaetz Withdraws As Trump’s Attorney General Pick

November 22, 2024

    Read MoreThe OnionFormer Florida Rep. Matt Gaetz announced that he would withdraw his name from consideration to be President-elect Donald…

Joe Rogan Says If Dragons Aren’t Real Then What Was He Riding Through Hyperspace While Smoking Pot With The Machine Elves Last Night?
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Joe Rogan Says If Dragons Aren’t Real Then What Was He Riding Through Hyperspace While Smoking Pot With The Machine Elves Last Night?

November 22, 2024

AUSTIN, TX — Comedian and podcaster Joe Rogan, a professed believer in dragons, pushed back against naysayers by presenting a…

Smuggler Arrested With 300 Tarantulas Strapped To Body
The Onion

Smuggler Arrested With 300 Tarantulas Strapped To Body

November 22, 2024

    Read MoreThe OnionPolice in Peru arrested a man caught trying to leave the country with 320 tarantulas, 110 centipedes, and…

Court Overturns Jussie Smollett Hoax Conviction Due To Evidence America Actually Is MAGA Country
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Court Overturns Jussie Smollett Hoax Conviction Due To Evidence America Actually Is MAGA Country

November 22, 2024

SPRINGFIELD, IL — The Illinois Supreme Court announced yesterday that it had overturned disgraced actor Jussie Smollett’s conviction on charges…

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Nancy Mace Introduces Bill That Would Ban Trans Colleagues From Congressional Gymnastics Team

November 22, 2024

    Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—With widespread support from her Republican colleagues, Rep. Nancy Mace (R-SC) introduced a bill Friday that would ban…

Wife Hoping To Unwind With Weekend Of Stressful Activities
Babylon Bee

Wife Hoping To Unwind With Weekend Of Stressful Activities

November 22, 2024

DENVER, CO — Local mom Patricia McMullins, overwhelmed by a busy week of housework and raising her children, was reportedly…

RFK Jr. Unveils New School Lunches That Are Just A 24-Ounce Ribeye And A White Claw
Babylon Bee

RFK Jr. Unveils New School Lunches That Are Just A 24-Ounce Ribeye And A White Claw

November 22, 2024

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Sources within the Department of Health and Human Services reported that incoming Secretary Rober F. Kennedy, Jr.…

HBO Bends the Knee to Rowling: Trans Rights? Apparently Not as Magical as Galleons! 🤑
J.K. Rowling: The TERF Who Conquered Capitalism (and HBO) 👑
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HBO Bends the Knee to Rowling: Trans Rights? Apparently Not as Magical as Galleons! 🤑

Finn McFrameNovember 22, 2024November 22, 2024

Well, well, well! It seems like the goblins at HBO have finally done their math. Turns out, «canceling» J.K. Rowling…

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