Norman Reedus, Bless His Heart, *Might* Consider Gracing Us With More Sam Bridges in the Death Stranding Movie, You Guys
OMG! Norman Reedus, the guy who carries packages better than your local delivery dude, is “open” to playing Sam Porter…
Day: May 16, 2025
Michael Strahan Surpasses Diane Sawyer As Good Morning America’s All-Time Sack Leader
Read MoreThe OnionNEW YORK—After months of closing in on the former news anchor’s legendary record, Michael Strahan surpassed Diane Sawyer on…
Manhattan Vintage: Finally, Clothes Older Than Your Grandma, May 16
OMG! 🙄 Manhattan Vintage Show, aka the “Beyoncé” of moth-eaten clothes, is back! Prepare for 90+ dealers peddling “vintage” (grandma’s…
Zoom Séance: Where We All Pretend to Talk to Ghosts Together
**OMG! Prepare for a “unique and unforgettable experience” 🙄 at the “Fête des Pères”! Get ready for “messages from beyond”…
Two Hours to Behold a Painting? More Like Two Hours to Question Your Life Choices
OMG! Velázquez’s *Las Meninas* (1656) is SOOOO deep 🙄. Art historians & philosophers (like Foucault) are still scratching their heads!…
So You Think You Can Lit Review: Human vs Robot (Loser Gets Deleted)
Christelle Tondeur presents: Free labor for Alexandre Renaud’s “research”! 🧠 Sign up for this workshop, become a research assistant for…
Oh Great, Another FREE Liberatory Design Circle Jerk, June 3, 2025
OMG! 🙄 “Liberatory Design Community of Practice” is BACK! Prepare for 3 HOURS of Zoom on June 3, 2025, 10:00…
So You Think You Can Queer: A Totally Definitive Guide to Existing
OMG! 😱 “Training” alert! Prepare for mandatory rainbows 🌈 and pronoun lessons! Learn how to not offend the easily offended…
South Side Punx in Charlotte, NC (05/15/2025)
Street-punk/hardcore power from Charlotte, North Carolina!
