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Day: May 17, 2025

VIVIAN CAMPBELL, Against All Odds (and Doctors), Still Ripping With DEF LEPPARD After Dodging Death (Again)
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VIVIAN CAMPBELL, Against All Odds (and Doctors), Still Ripping With DEF LEPPARD After Dodging Death (Again)

Chord F. DiscordMay 17, 2025May 17, 2025

BREAKING: Has-Been Band DEF LEPPARD Hauls Vivian Campbell’s Corpse Onstage For One Last Paycheck! 👴🎸💀 So, apparently, DEF LEPPARD, those…

Scientists Studying Man Who Let Snakes Bite Him Over 200 Times
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Scientists Studying Man Who Let Snakes Bite Him Over 200 Times

FinnMay 17, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionA Wisconsin man has voluntarily been bitten by snakes hundreds of times, with scientists now studying his blood…

**”9 AM? Sober Yacht Pre-Party? Yeah Right”**
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**”9 AM? Sober Yacht Pre-Party? Yeah Right”**

Chuck B. BallsyMay 17, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Black Yacht Weekend 2025 pre-party! The 9am Beach Bash! 🏖️ Because who NEEDS sleep before a SOLD-OUT yacht…

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