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Day: May 24, 2025

Benediction at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)
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Benediction at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 24, 2025

Death Metal from Birmingham, England!

Pyrexia at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)
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Pyrexia at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 24, 2025

Brutal Death Metal from Long Island/New York!

Pokémon TCG Pocket: Prepare for Eldritch Horrors from Dimensions We Didn’t Even Know We Needed to Exploit For Cardboard
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Pokémon TCG Pocket: Prepare for Eldritch Horrors from Dimensions We Didn’t Even Know We Needed to Exploit For Cardboard

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 24, 2025May 24, 2025

OMG, you guys, they’re STILL milking this Pokemon TCG Pocket thing? 🙄 Like, haven’t they heard of, I don’t know,…

Oh Noes! More Time to Panic About Those Comic Book Thingies Being Late!
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Oh Noes! More Time to Panic About Those Comic Book Thingies Being Late!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 24, 2025May 24, 2025

Oh, the humanity! Or, you know, the Marvel Cinematic Universe-ity. Those “epic” Avengers movies, Doomsday and Secret Wars, have been…

Anime North 2025: Toronto’s Cosplay Catastrophe (You’ve Been Warned)
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Anime North 2025: Toronto’s Cosplay Catastrophe (You’ve Been Warned)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 24, 2025May 24, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because Toronto is about to be invaded by… *checks notes* …Anime North. Yes, that’s right, the…

Todd Sucherman of STYX Reveals Shocking Truth: Drummers are Basically Just Flailing, Rhythmically-Challenged Garbage People
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Todd Sucherman of STYX Reveals Shocking Truth: Drummers are Basically Just Flailing, Rhythmically-Challenged Garbage People

Chord F. DiscordMay 24, 2025May 24, 2025

In a shocking exposé with The UK Drum Show Official Podcast (because who ELSE would interview him?), STYX drummer and…

Ron ‘Bumblefoot’ Thal: Proves Music Can Unite Even the Most Hopelessly Clueless (Probably)
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Ron ‘Bumblefoot’ Thal: Proves Music Can Unite Even the Most Hopelessly Clueless (Probably)

Chord F. DiscordMay 24, 2025May 24, 2025

Bumblefoot, the guy who played guitar in Guns N’ Roses for, like, five minutes, is now telling us all about…

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