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Month: May 2025

Gene Hoglan Says Dark Angel’s New Album Will Totally Melt Your Face (Probably Not)
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Gene Hoglan Says Dark Angel’s New Album Will Totally Melt Your Face (Probably Not)

Chord F. DiscordMay 26, 2025May 26, 2025

OMG! 😱 After approximately eleventy billion years, DARK ANGEL, those geriatric thrash metal “pioneers” from California, are FINALLY releasing a…

Kampfar at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/25/2025)
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Kampfar at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/25/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 26, 2025

Pagan Black Metal from Norway!

Triptykon performing Celtic Frost at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/25/2025)
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Triptykon performing Celtic Frost at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/25/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 26, 2025

Black Metal from Switzerland!

Unleashed at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/25/2025)
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Unleashed at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/25/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 26, 2025

Death Metal from Sweden!

Dark Funeral at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/25/2025)
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Dark Funeral at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/25/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 26, 2025

Black Metal from Sweden!

Gutalax at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/25/2025)
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Gutalax at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/25/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 26, 2025

Goregrind from Czechia!

Nile at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/25/2025)
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Nile at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/25/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 26, 2025

Brutal/Technical Death Metal from Greenville, South Carolina!

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FinnMay 26, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionPORTLAND, OR—Preaching the virtues of breaking free from an oppressive system of mass brainwashing, local man Dan Pearson,…

Incantation at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/25/2025)
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Incantation at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/25/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 26, 2025

Death Metal from New Jersey!

Krisiun at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/25/2025)
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Krisiun at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/25/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 26, 2025

Death Metal from Brazil!

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