‘Jaws’ Anniversary: 50 Years of Being Afraid to Pee in the Ocean
**Oh, honey, bless your heart if you thought the ocean was your personal bathtub before 1975. 🙄 Turns out, there…
Day: June 1, 2025
SAM STAR’s Clown Show: Sundays Are Now Officially a Joke
**OMG! 🙄 Rupaul’s Drag Race season 17 finalist, SAM STAR, is gracing Beaux in the Castro on June 1st!** Meet…
“Gay Home Movies: Finally, Something Worse Than Your Family’s Vacation Videos”
**OMG! 😱 “Home Movies Out of the Closet: LGBTQ+, Hollywood, Palm Springs, and You!” promises never-before-seen footage! 🤣** LGBTQ+ History…
Happy Gilmore 2: Is This Real Life or Just a Bad Dream? (2025 Adam Sandler Flick)
Oh, sweet merciful crap, they’re actually making a “Happy Gilmore 2.” 🙄 After 30 years of Adam Sandler’s cinematic genius…
OMG! Ms. Renee’s One-Night Extravaganza: Prepare to be Amazed (or Mildly Confused)
**OMG! HollywoodGenGen, aka “Miss Renee,” is invading the Funny Bone Comedy Club and other clubs in the USA! 🤣 With…
NEFARIOUS (lol!) Feat EXODUS, DEATH ANGEL, HIRAX & HEATHEN Members Drop 2nd Single
NEFARIOUS, a geriatric thrash metal “supergroup” (term used loosely) hailing from the sunny state of California, featuring the fossilized vocal…
Cory Booker Announces Plan To Occupy The Rhineland
SACRAMENTO, CA — In a surprise speech, Senator Cory Booker shared his vision of sending troops to reoccupy the Rhineland,…
Game Con Canada 2025: A Totally Legit Guide to Avoid FOMO (and Maybe See a C-List Celeb or Two)!
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! 🥳 Game Con Canada 2025 is ONLY TWO WEEKS AWAY! 🗓️ That’s right, folks,…
Iron Maiden’s New Drummer: Is He Even Trying
OMG! 😱 British heavy metal dinosaurs IRON MAIDEN, still kicking (somehow), graced Prague, Czech Republic’s Letiště Praha Letňany on Saturday…