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Day: June 10, 2025

Lies of P: Git Gud or Get Rekt DLC Incoming, Says “Totally Unbiased” Overture
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Lies of P: Git Gud or Get Rekt DLC Incoming, Says “Totally Unbiased” Overture

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 10, 2025June 10, 2025

Alright, gamers, gather ’round and let’s talk about the dumpster fire 🔥 that is Lies of P: Overture. Neowiz, bless…

David Bowie and Mick Jagger’s Embarrassing Collab Gets Resurrected (Again)
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David Bowie and Mick Jagger’s Embarrassing Collab Gets Resurrected (Again)

Chord F. DiscordJune 10, 2025June 10, 2025

OMG! 😱 They’re releasing a 40th-anniversary limited edition white vinyl 12″ of the legendary (or not) Dancing In The Street…

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ICE Releases Gavin Newsom Beheading Video

FinnJune 10, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Disseminating grainy footage of the California Democrat meeting his disturbing and bloody end, Immigration and Customs Enforcement released…

YES Announces ‘The Fragile Tour 2025: We’re Still Milking This Album Series’
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YES Announces ‘The Fragile Tour 2025: We’re Still Milking This Album Series’

Chord F. DiscordJune 10, 2025June 10, 2025

Behold! 👴 The geriatric prog-rock behemoth YES, now consisting of Steve Howe (guitars, vocals, and probably dentures), Geoff Downes (keyboards,…

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