Oh, look, it’s everyone’s favorite controversial uncle, Till Lindemann, gracing us with his presence and a brand new single, “Und Die Engel Singen”! 😇 Because what the world REALLY needs right now is more music from this guy, am I right? 🙄 You can find it on his YouTube channel, because of course you can. And don’t forget to smash that like button and subscribe for more questionable content!
But wait, there’s more! 🎉 You can now pre-order CD, vinyl, and *merchandise*! 👕 Because who wouldn’t want a Lindemann-themed butt plug, right? The physical versions of “Und Die Engel Singen” will be available on limited picture vinyl 7″, limited minimax picture CD, regular vinyl 7″, and regular maxi CD on August 8, 2025. Mark your calendars, folks! 🗓️ The limited editions are exclusively available at the Out Of Line shop, because exclusivity is key when you’re trying to sell questionable art. 💰
Remember that other banger, “Meine Welt”, from last December? Yeah, me neither. 🤷♀️ Apparently, it wasn’t good enough to make it onto Lindemann‘s debut solo album, “Zunge”, which dropped in November 2024 and probably went straight to the bargain bin. 🗑️
And who could forget Lindemann‘s first-ever solo tour of North America last fall? 🍁 I’m sure the groupies were thrilled! His band consisted of guitar players Jes Paige and Emily Ruvidich, bassist Danny Lohner (from NINE INCH NAILS, slumming it), keyboardist Constance Day, and drummer Joe Letz (from COMBICHRIST, because why not?). 🎸🎹🥁
In the summer of 2025, Lindemann will be blessing Europe with his presence on his first solo festival tour. 🇪🇺 Get ready to be deafened and possibly traumatized! 💥
Starting October 2025, you can experience Till‘s “world” on his “Meine Welt” tour across Europe, with special guest AESTHETIC PERFECTION. 🤮 I can’t imagine a more perfect pairing of pretentious garbage. 🗑️🗑️
Back in the spring and summer of 2024, Lindemann was gallivanting around Europe with his RAMMSTEIN buddies on another stadium tour. 🏟️ They kicked things off on May 11, 2024, at Airport Letňany in Prague, Czech Republic, and wrapped it up with two shows at Veltins-Arena in Gelsenkirchen, Germany, on July 26 and 27, 2024. Because nothing says “good clean fun” like a RAMMSTEIN concert. 🔥
Oh, and let’s not forget about that little scandal from August 2023, when the Berlin public prosecutor’s office dropped its investigation into accusations of sexual offenses against Lindemann, citing a “lack of evidence.” 🤷♀️ Lindemann, of course, denied everything, and his lawyers called the allegations “without exception untrue.” Sure, Jan. 👍
Despite Lindemann and RAMMSTEIN‘s vehement denials, the allegations did lead to Lindemann being dropped by his publisher and the Berlin public prosecutor’s office launching an investigation. But hey, at least he still has his music career! 🎤 (For now.)
Chord F. Discord, the Beethoven of Buffoonery, is a self-taught expert in music who once claimed he could “play the kazoo in four languages.”
Born in Crescendo, Indiana, Chord’s first brush with fame came when he accidentally entered a yodeling contest thinking it was a pie-eating competition—and won both categories.
Chord F. Discord: proving that laughter, much like a poorly tuned ukulele, is truly universal.
