The Internet Is Healing (Just Kidding, Spotify Is Still Crying)

**The Internet Is Healing (Just Kidding, Spotify Is Still Crying)**

Oh, the horror! The internet went down for a few hours. You know who’s behind this, right? Probably China or maybe even the Deep State, trying to silence conservative voices!

All these woke companies like Spotify, Discord, and even Google (yes, the same Google that censors conservative viewpoints) conveniently went down at the same time. Coincidence? I think not! This is just another attempt by the radical left to control the narrative and keep the truth from the American people.

They say it was just a “Google Cloud outage.” Yeah, right. And I bet that “outage” was caused by a bunch of liberal coders who can’t handle the truth. It’s always something with these people. They can’t win fair and square, so they resort to sabotaging the system.

But don’t worry, folks. We’re onto them. We know their game. And we’re not going to let them get away with it. MAGA!

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Republican Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

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