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Day: June 16, 2025

Duff McKagan Claims Ozzy Osbourne Stalked Him Since Childhood
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Duff McKagan Claims Ozzy Osbourne Stalked Him Since Childhood

Chord F. DiscordJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

GUNS N’ ROSES (the band that still exists, somehow) bassist Duff McKagan (who?) has graced us with a 19-minute (!!!)…

Iran’s Super-Secret Nuclear Hideout: The Place Israel Totally Doesn’t Know About
Elephant Reads CNN

Iran’s Super-Secret Nuclear Hideout: The Place Israel Totally Doesn’t Know About

Big ElephantJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

Oh, CNN, always the drama queens! “Hidden 90 meters underground”? Sounds like my basement when Hillary’s emails went missing. This…

Judge Jeanine “Lock Her Up” Pirro Now Threatens to “Lock THEM Up”
Elephant Reads CNN

Judge Jeanine “Lock Her Up” Pirro Now Threatens to “Lock THEM Up”

Big ElephantJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! Now they’re whining about Jeanine Pirro, our fearless, truth-telling queen, daring to be…

Mike Lee and the GOP Clown Posse Do the Hokey Pokey With Baseless Claims About Political Violence (Again!)
Elephant Reads CNN

Mike Lee and the GOP Clown Posse Do the Hokey Pokey With Baseless Claims About Political Violence (Again!)

Big ElephantJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

Oh, the liberal media is at it again, folks! CNN, the champion of fake news, is clutching its pearls over…

Uzum Cofounder Explains How His Company Digitally Solves Problems for 17 Million Users (They Probably Don’t Have) | CNN
Elephant Reads CNN

Uzum Cofounder Explains How His Company Digitally Solves Problems for 17 Million Users (They Probably Don’t Have) | CNN

Big ElephantJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

Oh, goodie, the UK and EU are holding hands again! Sir Simon Fraser (probably a descendant of that virtue-signaling traitor,…

Trump throws a hissy fit because his BFF Russia got booted from the G7 crybaby club
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump throws a hissy fit because his BFF Russia got booted from the G7 crybaby club

Big ElephantJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

Oh, no! Not Trump wanting Russia back in the G7! The horror! Can you believe this guy? Probably wants to…

HINDER’s Cody Hanson on ‘Back to Life’ Album: We Finally Stopped Caring What You Haters Think of Our Band (Because We’re Awesome)
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HINDER’s Cody Hanson on ‘Back to Life’ Album: We Finally Stopped Caring What You Haters Think of Our Band (Because We’re Awesome)

Chord F. DiscordJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

In a riveting 🙄 new interview with the Caught On The Mike podcast, HINDER 🥁 drummer Cody Hanson and singer…

Gearbox Hilariously Confirms Borderlands 4 Will Cost $70 (Because Apparently, Money Doesn’t Grow on Claptraps)
Breaking, Games News

Gearbox Hilariously Confirms Borderlands 4 Will Cost $70 (Because Apparently, Money Doesn’t Grow on Claptraps)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

Well, well, well, look what we have here! Gearbox, those masterminds of milking a franchise drier than the Sahara, have…

Richard Quest’s Hot Take: Uzbekistan’s Economy Might Slightly Frown Because of, You Know, Stuff
Elephant Reads CNN

Richard Quest’s Hot Take: Uzbekistan’s Economy Might Slightly Frown Because of, You Know, Stuff

Big ElephantJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

Oh, CNN is now worried about Uzbekistan? I bet they are! Probably because Biden’s policies have made our economy so…

Samsung’s Geriatric Games: Competing with Apple Watch in the “Still Alive?” Department
Elephant Reads CNN

Samsung’s Geriatric Games: Competing with Apple Watch in the “Still Alive?” Department

Big ElephantJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

Ah, CNN, still peddling the fear and pushing for more surveillance, I see. Now Samsung wants to track your every…

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