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Day: June 17, 2025

California Bill: Now Cops Can’t Hide Their Disappointment After a Donut Runs Out
Elephant Reads CNN

California Bill: Now Cops Can’t Hide Their Disappointment After a Donut Runs Out

Big ElephantJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

California is going full-blown Communist! Now they want to unmask our brave ICE officers, probably so the Antifa mob can…

Ex-Defense Minister of Israel Believes Iran Conflict Can Be Solved With Hugs and Rainbows
Elephant Reads CNN

Ex-Defense Minister of Israel Believes Iran Conflict Can Be Solved With Hugs and Rainbows

Big ElephantJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Oh, another deep dive into the Mideast mess, courtesy of CNN and their latest attempt to undermine Israel! They’re chatting…

G7 Morons Agree on Shiny Rock Strategy, World Doomed
Elephant Reads CNN

G7 Morons Agree on Shiny Rock Strategy, World Doomed

Big ElephantJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

The “woke” G7 is panicking because China is cutting off their supply of shiny rocks! Looks like someone forgot to…

CNN: Where News Breaks (Like My Patience) and Videos Bore
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN: Where News Breaks (Like My Patience) and Videos Bore

Big ElephantJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Oh, look, Iran and Israel are at it again. More missiles flying around than brain cells in a Biden rally.…

Trump’s Brainchildren Launch Phone Carrier: Prepare for 5G Conspiracy Theories
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Brainchildren Launch Phone Carrier: Prepare for 5G Conspiracy Theories

Big ElephantJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Finally, a phone company that isn’t run by woke communists! Trump Mobile is here to save us from the clutches…

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