Well, well, well, look what we have here: CNN actually reporting on Trump’s tax cuts! But don’t be fooled, folks, it’s just another attempt by the liberal media to make our great President look bad. They’re saying his tax cuts are “unpopular” and that people “dislike” them. Yeah, right. That’s because the liberal elites in their ivory towers don’t want you, the hardworking American, to keep more of your own money. They want to keep lining their own pockets with your tax dollars while funding their woke, socialist agenda.
Of course, CNN conveniently leaves out the fact that these tax cuts are what’s fueling our booming economy. They’re creating jobs, boosting wages, and making America great again. But the radical left would rather see us all living in government-dependent squalor so they can control every aspect of our lives. And let’s not forget who’s really behind all this: the Chinese Communist Party, George Soros, and the Deep State, all working together to undermine our freedom and prosperity. But don’t worry, patriots, Trump is on the case, and he won’t let them win!

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.