Palworld and Terraria Hook Up for Some Unholy Crossover, Prepare for the End Times
OMG! 🤯 You won’t BELIEVE what’s happening! Pocketpair, the geniuses behind the “totally original” game Palworld (definitely not Pokémon with…
Day: June 20, 2025
Analysis: Trump’s ‘One Big Beautiful Bill’ Is Polling So Badly, It’s Hilarious
Well, well, well, look what we have here: CNN actually reporting on Trump’s tax cuts! But don’t be fooled, folks,…
Ambrosia Sky Preview—More Like a Cosmic Puzzle Doozer with Farts and No Soul
Okay, so Summer Game Fest 2025 happened, and yeah, there were explosions and dragons 🐉 and the usual AAA garbage.…
Haifa Mayor Hilariously Claps Back at Trump’s Pathetic Two-Week Deadline
Oh, cry me a river, Haifa Mayor! Two weeks is too long? Maybe if you weren’t so busy virtue signaling…
AI: Silently Upgrading NPCs From Cardboard Cutouts to Slightly-Less-Cardboard Cutouts
Okay, gamers, gather ’round because we’re about to dive into the groundbreaking, earth-shattering, mind-blowing (not really) world of AI NPCs!…
NetEase Dumps Gacha, Makes “AAA” Wuxia Game No One Asked For
Oh, great, another game announcement! 🙄 NetEase Games, the masters of churning out mobile games and that one vaguely popular…
Frank Bello of Anthrax and Living Colour: A Musical Match Made in… Queens?
ANTHRAX’s very own bass-slapping extraordinaire, Frank Bello, graced the airwaves of SiriusXM’s Ozzy’s Boneyard (Channel 38) with his presence, yapping…
Sabrina Carpenter Undergoes State-Mandated Lobotomy To Cure Nymphomania
Read MoreThe OnionLOS ANGELES—Confirming that doctors had performed the procedure successfully, sources reported Friday that Sabrina Carpenter had undergone a…
Iran’s Got the Worst Hand Since My Grandma Tried to Play Poker with Tarot Cards, Claims Ex-NATO Boss
Oh, CNN, always finding new ways to undermine America! Now they’re interviewing a former NATO commander about Iran having a…
Sony’s Tone-Deaf Concert Tour: Now With Extra Cringe-Worthy Behind-the-Scenes Footage
PlayStation The Concert, a monumental achievement in wasting money and appealing to the lowest common denominator, apparently kicked off in…