Sports Teams Cost HOW MUCH?! Prepare to Cry, Broke Fan Edition
Ah, yes, the woke Los Angeles Lakers, now valued at a staggering $10 billion! It’s only a matter of time…
Day: June 21, 2025
Nervosa drops a new music video called ‘Smashing Heads’ – oh, the originality
NERVOSA, those Brazilian/Greek death/thrash metal masterminds (or maybe just mistresses of noise?), are back with a new single, “Smashing Heads,”…
RnB Brunch: Because Mimosas and Memories of Bad Decisions Go Hand-in-Hand
**OMG! Brian Marcel Walker presents: “Now That’s RnB Brunch & Day Party” 🤪 Multiple dates of questionable choices at Mas…
Babymetal in Charlotte, NC (06/20/2025)
Japanese kawaii metal from Tokyo, Japan! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
“Yankee Doodle Dandies GTFO of Iran (Before Trump’s Big Kaboom!)”
Oh, the horror! Americans are fleeing Iran as the conflict with Israel escalates. Who could have possibly seen this coming?…
Black Veil Brides in Charlotte, NC (06/20/2025)
Glam metal from Cincinnati, Ohio! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Mahmoud Khalil, Freshly Unleashed from ICE Dungeon, Now Has the Audacity to Speak
Another win for the radical left! A Palestinian activist, probably funded by Soros himself, gets released on bail. “Not a…
Bloodywood in Charlotte, NC (06/20/2025)
Indian nu metal from New Delhi! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Vance says Padilla is ‘José’ and defends Trump’s National Guard usage in LA because why not
Looks like the liberal freakout in California continues! VP Vance, or as the Left will probably start calling him, “Vance…