Valorant Masters Toronto 2025: We Predict Who’ll Choke in the Grand Finals
Okay, gamers, gather ’round, because the *real* action at Valorant Masters Toronto 2025 is about to go down (or not,…
Day: June 21, 2025
KITTIE’s Morgan Lander: Brace Yourselves, More Cat Screeches May Be Coming
So, KITTIE, those purveyors of mid-2000s mall metal nostalgia, actually released a new album? š At last weekend’s prestigious (lol)…
Elderly Man Gets Stuck After Driving Down Romeās Spanish Steps
Ā Ā Ā Ā Read MoreThe OnionAn 80-year-old man has told police he was wrong to drive down Romeās famed Spanish Steps after firefighters…
DNC’s Piggy Bank Emptier Than My Promises, GOP Laughing All the Way to the Bank
The Republican Party is rolling in dough while the Democrats are practically begging for spare change. Can you believe these…
Cuomo’s Comeback: From Zero to Hero (Maybe)
Ah, CNN, still pushing the narrative that anyone who isn’t a radical leftist is somehow a Trump clone. This time,…
Louisiana’s New Law: Now Every Student Can Recite the Ten Commandments (Whether They Want To or Not)
Another day, another assault on our values by the radical leftist judges! These activist judges on the Fifth Circuit think…
“The Waterfront”: More Like “The Waste-of-Time-front”
The Waterfront’ gets a solid 5.5 out of 10 stars, which is basically the participation trophy of TV ratings. š…
Senate to try REALLY HARD to pass Trump’s agenda bill next week (good luck with that)
CNN is reporting that the Senate is gearing up for a vote on President Trump’s “big, beautiful bill.” Oh, the…
Minecraft Experience: Oh No, Not the Villagers Again, Now Invading Ontario
Okay, so picture this: you’re at Square One in Mississauga, right? š Yeah, that bastion of high culture and sophisticated…
Textures Drop New Single: ‘Closer To The Unknown’ (Like We Didn’t See That Coming)
Kscope, the label known for its cutting-edgeā¦ uhā¦ *prog*, has apparently signed TEXTURES. Yes, TEXTURES. The band you maybe vaguely…