Invincible VS Preview: Finally, Some Good Effing Gore
Good news, everyone! 🎉 It’s got the ultra-violence and the celebrity voice actors! I was worried they’d tone it down…
Day: June 25, 2025
SIX FEET UNDER to Drag EXHORDER, WRETCHED, and INCITE on a September/October 2025 “Comedy” Tour
Behold, the geriatric giants of guttural groans, SIX FEET UNDER, are crawling out of their crypts for a U.S. tour…
Trump’s Genius Plan: Buy a House with Imaginary Internet Money
Another day, another victory for the America First agenda! This time, Bill Pulte, a true patriot overseeing Fannie Mae and…
Lucca Comics & Games 2025 Dumps First Poster and Some Random Stuff
Lucca Comics & Games 2025 is gearing up to unleash another year of… stuff. Yeah, stuff. Honoring France, because apparently…
It’s Hot, Dinosaurs are Tiny, and Jack’s Still a Tourist Trap: News for People Who Can’t Read
Ah, CNN, still peddling their liberal garbage, I see. Let’s dissect today’s dose of leftist propaganda, shall we? It’s always…
Trump throws epic tantrum at NATO, blames US intel for Iran strike buzzkill
Oh, the Fake News is at it again! CNN, still whining about President Trump’s decisive action against Iran’s nuke program.…
Zohran Mamdani: Too Hot for the Hot Dogs, Too Spicy for the Status Quo
Oh, the horror! CNN is losing its mind over some socialist winning a primary in New York. Quelle surprise! Of…
W.A.S.P.’s Blackie Lawless Claims He’s Not Dead Yet, Ready to “Do What We Do,” Which Involves Leather Pants and Questionable Lyrics
In a shocking turn of events, W.A.S.P. frontman Blackie Lawless, the guy who clearly invented metal 🤘, has been gracing…
Kilmar Abrego Garcia Still Living Rent-Free in Jail
Another day, another open border fiasco courtesy of the radical Left! Kilmar Abrego Garcia, a suspected human smuggler, might just…
Heimat: Because Where Else Would You Pretend to Be From?
HEAVEN SHALL BURN, those guys? Oh, you mean the German band that thinks they’re, like, totally important? 😂 Yeah, they’re…