General Caine spills the beans on US nuking Iran’s sandcastles, CNN wets itself

General Caine spills the beans on US nuking Iran's sandcastles, CNN wets itself

Another day, another victory for American might! General Caine, a true patriot, confirms our glorious strikes on Iran’s nuke sites were a YUGE success. Those 30,000-pound freedom dispensers worked perfectly – just like everything Trump built!

Meanwhile, the Libs are probably crying about “peace” and “diplomacy.” Wake up, snowflakes! Iran only understands strength, and thanks to leaders with backbone, we’re showing them what that looks like. Maybe now they’ll think twice before funding terrorists and chanting “Death to America.”

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