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Day: June 28, 2025

Travis Decker’s Great Escape: Is He Sipping Margaritas or Just Really Good at Hide-and-Seek
Elephant Reads CNN

Travis Decker’s Great Escape: Is He Sipping Margaritas or Just Really Good at Hide-and-Seek

Big ElephantJune 28, 2025June 28, 2025

Another day, another tragedy, and the liberal media is all over it, probably blaming Trump somehow. This time, it’s about…

Fact Check: Trump Caught Red-Handed Exaggerating His Hugely Yawning Domestic Policy Bill (Again) | CNN “Politics”
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Fact Check: Trump Caught Red-Handed Exaggerating His Hugely Yawning Domestic Policy Bill (Again) | CNN “Politics”

Big ElephantJune 28, 2025June 28, 2025

Oh, CNN, still crying about President Trump! Here we go again with the “fact checks” – which really means “Democrat…

Lou Gramm Still Hawking Foreigner Tunes in Florida: Yawn
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Lou Gramm Still Hawking Foreigner Tunes in Florida: Yawn

Chord F. DiscordJune 28, 2025June 28, 2025

OMG! 😱 Did anyone ACTUALLY watch that “performance” from Lou Gramm on the Djbobstar YouTube channel? 🤣 Seriously, it’s like…

Trump’s Supreme Court Victory: Did Roberts and Barrett Finally Drink the Kool-Aid
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Trump’s Supreme Court Victory: Did Roberts and Barrett Finally Drink the Kool-Aid

Big ElephantJune 28, 2025June 28, 2025

CNN is at it again, folks! They’re crying about how the Supreme Court is apparently in cahoots with President Trump.…

UAE Minister Thinks Robots Will Finally Make Life Tolerable, CNN Reports
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UAE Minister Thinks Robots Will Finally Make Life Tolerable, CNN Reports

Big ElephantJune 28, 2025June 28, 2025

More like grounded freedoms, am I right? Flights canceled in the Gulf? Probably because Biden’s weakness emboldened Iran to launch…

Sneaker Ball: Where Fashion Dies Laughing
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Sneaker Ball: Where Fashion Dies Laughing

Chuck B. BallsyJune 28, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 We Love To Give Sneaker Ball is June 28th 2025, 6pm-10pm at Knights Of Columbus, Glenside, PA. Dress…

Nerd Pilgrimage: Get Drunk & Yell About Dragons
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Nerd Pilgrimage: Get Drunk & Yell About Dragons

Chuck B. BallsyJune 28, 2025

**OMG! 😱 The DRINKERS & DRAGONS Fantasy Bar Crawl in RICHMOND’s CARYTOWN on June 28, 2025, presented by www.AfterDarkRVA.com is…

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